Paradise

Here’s the question of the day:
What I could do with $2100?

Answer: Plenty.

Shopping.
Home improvement.
Travel…
Ah travel, how I love thee.
For just a bit more than $2100 my family could fly to Cancun, spend five nights at an all-inclusive hotel and still have enough to fly home. Though I can’t understand why we would want to fly home.

twenty-one hundred dollars…

I could lounge by the pool and swim in the ocean.

I could pretend I know more Spanish than I actually do.
I could climb to the top of a Mayan temple and then remember that I’m terrified of heights.

I could eat really bad American chain restaurant food and really good local food.
I could go horseback riding in the Sea of Cortez.

(Doesn’t Mr. Frantic look tan?)
I could get more great pictures like this:

(See the majestic ruins of Chichen Itza behind her?)
Sigh.
It is not to be.
Instead I will will be handing over $2100 to Terminex so that any pest that even looks at my house will die a slow painful death.
Because preventing wood eating bugs from reducing my home to insect feces is its own type of paradise.

Isn’t it?

PS: If you enjoyed that picture of the Girl Wonder searching for Mayan Gold, you should see what’s going on over at We are THAT Family.