I’m filling in for Heidi today. She’s tired.
She had company this week and-
SQUIRRRRREL!
BE RIGHT BACK!

Woof-woof-woof-woof-woof!

Sorry [pant-pant] about that [pant-pant].
My job is to defend this yard from those pesky creatures.
I just can’t stand ‘em, running up and down the fence line – grrrrr!
Taunting me with their fat stupid little fat furry fatness. Woof!
What was I saying? Oh yeah, Heidi had company and so my family took their guest all over this state: the beach, the mountains, the city – while I stayed home in my crate waiting for the neighbor girl to walk me.
The squirrels were having a hay-day, I tell you! Grrr…
So anyway Heidi wanted me to tell you to be sure and come back Monday. She’ll be doing a great giveaway.
I hope it’s a pair of little doggie Nikes. ‘Cuz I’d win ‘em and jump like Jordan. Then I’d knock those stupid little fuzzballs right off the fence!
I hate ‘em!
Woof!

Now, could somebody please call Heidi and wake her up from her nap?
Tell her that I really want to come in and lie by the air conditioner.
Protecting is hard work. [sigh]
But all it takes for squirrels to win is for good dogs to stand by and do nothing.
Humans, educate yourselves.
Woof.

Shasta