Just for fun, I let Newt pick out a coconut at the grocery store. Last time I got one, it took a screwdriver, a hammer, and a saw to open it. This time I did this:

and had it open in less than a minute. We decided to share the coconut water, but Newt was not impressed and ended up giving it all to me. Like an idiot, I drank it all.

Did you know that coconut water can be a powerful laxative?
Me either. But I do now.