Newt’s three legged race tip #1: A tube sock may cut down on chaffing.
Newt’s three legged race tip #2: If tip #1 doesn’t work, just yell ‘ow!’ with every step.
Newt’s three legged race tip #3: Being paired with your best friend makes the pain quite bearable.
Newt’s three legged race tip #4: Giggling makes it hard to go fast.
Newt’s three legged race tip #5: Winning isn’t everything. Fourth place can be just as fun as first.
