Wow this is difficult. I’m not sure where to begin…
I know you’ve noticed a change in our relationship over the past months. Where once I spent much of my leisure time with you: blogging, reading other blogs, laughing together about the stupid things people post on you-tube, now I have been choosing other pursuits.
I know my behavior has become unpredictable where our relationship is concerned. One day I spend hours, eyes glazed, just staring at you. The next, I delete every single blog from my reader. (All 143, if you were keeping track.)
I’m sure you have felt us growing apart and have been expecting the moment when I issue this parting blow. There is no other way to say this: Internet, I still love you, but I think we should see other people.
Or at least I should.
This is not really a break-up. Maybe we could be like Ross and Rachel and just be “on a break.” Occasionally, we may catch up over something I just have to blog. And, well… I don’t mean to be presumptuous, but I am sure we will still have the occasional afternoon fling. You know, when no one else is home and my books or laundry are not commanding my attention.
And we’ll always have google. I’m not sure I can live without google.
But I have moved on.
With love and loathing,