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Suzanne Palmieri’s Magical Homemade Tomato Sauce

Author (and my lovely friend) Suzanne Palmieri’s debut novel, The Witch of Little Italy, was recently published by St. Martin’s Press.

I loved it for many reasons.

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In Suzanne Palmieri’s charming debut, The Witch of Little Italy, you will be bewitched by the Amore women. When young Eleanor Amore finds herself pregnant, she returns home to her estranged family in the Bronx, called by “The Sight” they share now growing strong within her. She has only been back once before when she was ten years old during a wonder-filled summer of sun-drenched beaches, laughter and cartwheels. But everyone remembers that summer except her. Eleanor can’t remember anything from before she left the house on her last day there. With her past now coming back to her in flashes, she becomes obsessed with recapturing those memories. Aided by her childhood sweetheart, she learns the secrets still haunting her magical family, secrets buried so deep they no longer know how they began. And, in the process, unlocks a mystery over fifty years old—The Day the Amores Died—and reveals, once and for all, a truth that will either heal or shatter the Amore clan.

–From Barnes and Noble

Just one of those reasons is this: I love food. You knew that, yes? The story and characters in this book are wonderful. The food descriptions are amazing. When I told Suzy that thinking about her description of tomato sauce can still make my mouth water, she offered up the recipe (and a story to go with it).

Magical.

A love letter. A recipe? A love letter recipe: Sunday Sauce

By Suzanne Palmieri

When she was younger, my grandmother’s hands were always an example of her juxtaposition of ideals. She is a fancy lady. She likes fancy things. High heels, lipstick, enormous jewelry, and when she drove, her cars were always luxurious and American. My gram spent a lot of time worrying over her nails. They were tough and strong and she had a manicure every week, choosing coral and peach polish colors and sometimes? A frisky mauve. But by the end of the week the polish would be chipped and the cuticles unruly. The skin on her hands was rough from hard work, and cracked to the point where she used creams, ointments and salves whenever she could. Tubes and tubs of the stuff lived on her bedside table as well as on the lip of every sink in her house, just in case. Her hands told a different story than the one she wanted to tell. Her hands told a story of hard work, not luxury. Her hands told the truth. Our hands always do.

My grandmother cooked all the time. And the wear and tear on her hands came from hours spent at the sink cleaning greens, or meats, or beans. She was thorough. No gritty sand would be in her soup, no random bone, no stony pebble. I can see her there, tired, leaning on an elbow holding a leaf of escarole in her hand (perhaps the hundredth one) and carefully letting the water run over it, caressing the dirt out of the stem and coaxing it from the leaf. Her patience astounded me.

The preparation for Sunday Sauce began on Saturday night. She would fry the meatballs, prepare the meat to be seared in the morning, and lay out the other ingredients on the counter. Sometimes she would even put the pot on the stove. Everything was ready so she could start the sauce at daybreak with the coffee. No thinking necessary, just begin.

The following recipe is for Fay’s Sunday Sauce. Sorry vegetarian friends, there just “ain’t” no way around the bones in this one. Here goes:

Ingredients:

1lb Pork neck bones
1lb Pork ribs
1 ½ lbs. Braciole Meat- 6 4oz pieces of pounded flank steak
6 Italian sausage links (sweet or mild)
12 cloves garlic- 6 minced, 6 crushed
½ bunch Italian flat leaf parsley chopped fine
½ bunch fresh basil ½ picked and sliced into ¼” strips, ½ chopped
1 cup Parmesan Reggiano cheese
2 medium onions, small dice
96 fl oz tomato puree
32 fl oz crushed tomatoes
64 fl oz water
12 oz red wine
1 Tsp. dried oregano
salt and pepper to taste
Extra Virgin Olive Oil as needed
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2 pounds pasta of choice

Saturday Night:

Make meatballs. What? I didn’t give you the recipe or ingredients for the “Disappearing Meatballs?” Oh. That’s right. I am not going to. It is a secret. I don’t think any of you can ever get it out of me. I have three daughters whose marriage’s may depend on it. Anyway you don’t need them for sauce. If you make them properly you wont have any left to put in. They will disappear. If you try different recipes and you feel you may die if you don’t get this one, you can try begging. But if I do give it to you, I will hand write it and send it to a mailing address. It will be a charmed recipe, however, and the envelope as well as the paper it is printed on will turn to dust the second your memory has taken in the details. The charm goes further. If you decide to share the recipe verbally with another, you will begin speaking in tongues. If you try to write it down again, your handwriting will turn to hieroglyphics. I am not kidding. The meatball charm is a powerful one.

Sunday Morning:

Make coffee. Preferably strong, Italian coffee perked on the stove. If not, your fancy presses will do… I suppose… but the perking coffee and eventually simmering sauce is a olfactory sensation that should not be missed.

Here are the Directions:

Making the Sauce:

1. Place a large, heavy bottomed sauce pot over medium/high heat and coat the bottom with extra virgin olive oil.

2. When the oil just begins to smoke add the sausage links and brown nicely on all sides. When nicely browned, remove sausage to a plate. Repeat this process with the neck bones, ribs, and braciole. Make sure when browning the meats not to move them too much, allowing the meats to caramelize.

3. Once all meat is browned and removed from pot, add the diced onions and smashed garlic cloves and sweat until translucent.

4. At this point add the red wine and deglaze the pot. Scrape the bottom of the pot with a wooden spoon to help release all the caramelized meat bits.

5. Lower heat so wine simmers until wine reduces by half.

6. Add tomato puree, water and crushed tomatoes to pot. Stir well until fully incorporated. Bring sauce up to a simmer and add sliced basil, oregano and season lightly with salt and pepper. Stir sauce frequently.

7. Add all browned meats to the sauce along with any juice on the plate. Stir gently

8. Simmer sauce uncovered for 1 to 2 hours stirring gently every 10 minutes. Stirring gently helps in not breaking up the meats while cooking.

9. When meats are all tender and the sauce has reduced by approximately ¼, sauce is ready.

10. Carefully remove all the meats from the sauce and place in a serving bowl. Ladle some extra sauce over the meats and cover with plastic wrap to keep moist.

11. Cook our Pasta of choice in salted water, drain, mix with the sauce and place in a serving bowl. Ladle some extra sauce over the pasta and garnish with Parmesan and parsley.

Yell as loud as you can to your whole family that dinner is ready. Dig in!

The Secret:

A few months ago I was late making the sauce and my grandmother was in my kitchen when I was preparing it. I pick her up on most Sundays… but the sauce is already done. This I do on purpose. So she was watching me. I browned the meat, and then I put the tomato product in.

“Suzanne, why don’t you put the garlic in and let it brown with the meat?” said the old woman.

My heart raced. Am I supposed to do that? I never knew that? did she do that? What do I say now? Do I admit the mistake? Crap crap crap crap crap.

So– I did what I always do with my grandmother. I talked my way around her. I talked her right under the freaking table. I don’t know what it is about the woman… but though I am really very good with taking instruction, and not half bad at taking a critique, I can’t take one thing she says to me. Nothing. Everything she says makes me want to poke her in the eye.

So I reply impatiently and with fervor,”The garlic will BURN if you put it in on that high and we don’t want the garlic to BURN because it will be BITTER and it is much, much better this way.” Gram took a disappearing meatball out of the bowl on the counter and walked away.

From that day forward I put the garlic in when I turn the meat and let them brown together, watching them so the garlic does not burn. I have yet to let her know. I…. whatever.

The Love Letter:

Someday, when she is ready to leave this world I will tell her. Someday, when she is quietly ready to meet the God she loves so much, I will be there. I know this. She is not the type to die in her sleep, not this woman.

I will sit next to her, hold her hand and assure her that she looks fantastic. And then… only then I will lean in close and whisper in her ear.

“You were right about the garlic gram. In fact, you were right about almost everything you ever told me.” And because she is who she is, and because I am who I am, that is all I will have to say. The rest will unfold in her mind
like a flower. Secret admirer exposed.

*note, this was originally published online on a quiet little blog… but the recipe has been updated by a CHEF for REAL! So it’s pitch perfect. I hope you enjoy.

suzanne-palmieri Suzanne Palmieri is the internationally selling Author of THE WITCH OF LITTLE ITALY (Saint Martin’s Press 2013), co-author of I’LL BE SEEING YOU (Releases next month by Mira, written as Suzanne Hayes), and my own dear, lovely friend. Since our voices sound the same, if you ever call one of us on the phone, you will know what the other sounds like.

Since I’m not sharing her number, you can connect with Suzy on her blog, facebook, or twitter.

The Witch of Little Italy is available at Barnes and Noble, Amazon, in Target stores, and (best of all) your local bookseller.
I’ll Be Seeing You is available for pre-order from Barnes and Noble and Amazon.

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Interview & Giveaway: Liberty by Annie Laurie Cechini

Liberty by Annie Laurie Cechini
A STOLEN VIAL
Eternigen is the miracle drug that allows humans to travel in deep space. Seventeen-year-old space captain Tabitha “Dix” Dixon has the only vial of Eternigen in existence.

A RELENTLESS ENEMY
Eira Ninge always gets what she wants. She wants the Eternigen, and she’ll do anything—and kill anyone—to get it.

A DEADLY CURSE
Since Dix stole the vial, everyone she loves seems fated to die. When young resistance messenger Jordan Berrett steals her heart, she has to decide if it’s worth risking his life to let him get close. When Dix is involved, even falling in love can turn deadly.

A CHANCE FOR FREEDOM
If Dix can get her hands on more Eternigen, she and her crew can escape the solar system, leaving her dark past behind. But getting the Eternigen won’t be easy, and the bodies keep piling up. In the end, the cost of freedom may be too high.

As one of Annie’s critique partners, I’ve been lucky enough to to see Dix and her world evolve from an early version and I have to tell you: This story is so much fun.
It’s a Firefly-esque adventure for the YA crowd, with a tough and sassy female protagonist and a great cast of supporting characters. I love that Liberty is not your typical girl-blows-up-her-spaceship-and-is-rescued-by-a-cute-boy story. There is certainly romance, but it gladly takes a backseat (no pun intended) to all the action.

Available February 1st from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and your local bookstore.

Interview with Liberty’s Author, Annie Laurie Cechini

I love Liberty. Congratulations and good job! Dix has such a great, distinctive voice. Did she come to you all at once, or did she evolve in the writing?

Well thank you! :) You know, her voice and personality was always there from the very beginning, but the choices that she makes evolved and changed over the course of drafts and revisions, and I think her character has more depth now than when I started. I think. :)

I know that the setting certainly evolved as you wrote. You posted sketches on your blog of an early version of Dix standing at the wheel of her ship. It has a very steampunk, Jules Verne vibe. How did Liberty’s world and setting change?

Oh gosh, I only really had the image of her ship, and Berrett’s rocket pack when I started out, so it changed a LOT. In fact, my editor kept saying, “WORLD. BUILDING. And also, fewer all caps.” No lie. I really had to think about the kind of world I wanted Dix to inhabit, and how that would impact her choices and her story. Doing that, and then writing about that in a way that would feel like an effortless part of the story was my biggest struggle with Liberty.

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Freedom and family are big themes in your book. Would you say they are central themes in your life as well?

They are my life. There is nothing in the world I personally value more. Aside from, possibly, Nutella.

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Liberty is populated by some really fun characters. I think my favorite (next to Dix, of course) is CiCi. Who was the most fun to write?

DUDE. Tough question! Um…I’m going to say it’s a toss up between Hobs and CiCi.

Flark! You came up with some great new psuedo-swears in Liberty. Can you tell us a bit more about that? Do you find them creeping in to your own speech?

I haven’t started using my own swear words yet, but my friends and family have started using them, which I find incredibly weird and surreal. I grew up around very intelligent, extroverted family and they made up words and stories all the time, so creating random pseudo-swears was fun. I felt Dix was the kind of character who would readily use swear words, but I didn’t want to alienate part of my audience. Flark and skud seemed like a good compromise.

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Can you share a little about your writing process?

Hmm, how honest do you want me to be, here? Because if I’m being really honest, it takes me most of the morning to overcome the I CAN’T DO IT resistance. And then I sit down at my desk with my cup of hot chocolate and a blanket and a space heater (why oh why did I ever leave California?) and then I stare at the screen, and play with my phone (read: TWITTER!). And then I get my playlist going, and eventually I start trying to tackle a scene or two. Once I get going, I can crank out the words pretty fast, and I love having a draft to fiddle with and revise. It’s just getting that draft that slays me. Every. Single. Time. Bribery and SUPER awesome fellow writers sprinting with me helps me stay motivated when I want to be all like: INTERNET. FOREVER.

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What does a typical day in the life of Author Annie look like?

Oh my. Lots of writing, revising, pacing, praying, more revising, trying to think up clever jokes to wow my friends with on social media, the occasional meltdown over whether or not I’m a lousy writer…the usual. :D It’s surprising to discover the kinds of mind games I have to use on myself to weasel out a fun story. I do spend a part of every day telling my inner critic to stuff it until the first draft is done, and sometimes I go for walks to try and work out kinks in the plot or dialogue. I may or may not be seen mumbling to myself as I walk along fixing said plot or dialogue. There is a very good reason why people think writers are crazy. Hint: WE ARE.

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If Liberty were to be made into a movie, who would be your dream cast?

Wow. You know, I’ve never actually thought about this. I would love to have Charlize Theron play Eira.

charlize theronI will say this, I would want actual teenagers playing the parts of the kids, none of this hi-I’m-really-in-my-twenties nonsense. Not that I’m opinionated on the subject or anything. :D

Is there anything else you would like us to know?

GEESE ARE EVIL.
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(You asked. People should know. Parks should come with warning signs: Here resides the Spawn of Evil. Do not throw bread crumbs or they will attack your children and scar them for ALL ETERNITY).

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Also, Liberty comes out February 1st. There may be laser tag. :) Thanks for checking it out! And thanks for the interview, Heidi!

Liberty Giveaway

Note: The giveaway is now closed. Congratulations Marian! You are going to love it.

Want to win your own ebook copy? All you have to do in answer the following question in the comments:

What is your favorite constellation?

I’ll choose a winner at random next Monday, January 21st.

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Annie Laurie Cechini is a connoisseur of every type of geekery. She signs books with a sonic screwdriver, owns a Tribble named Nimoy, and often threatens in all seriousness to name a child after a character from the Star Wars lexicon. Her first novel, LIBERTY, will be released through Rhemalda Publishing on February 1st, 2013. Annie also co-authored and produced CHRISTMAS WISHES, an anthology that benefits the family of murder victim Sam LaCara.

Connect with Annie on her blog, Twitter, and Facebook.

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P.S. I just heard from Annie’s publisher that the ebook of Liberty is available early. If you don’t win it, head over to Amazon or Barnes and Noble to pick up a copy or pre-order it in print.

2012: A Heidi Retrospective

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I love looking back on the year’s photos, trying to decide which ones can accurately sum up my family’s experience. Some shots, like the things they represent, are fairly universal: trips we’ve taken, achievements, and milestones. Others are uniquely ours, like the time our new dog tried to dig up our old dog. I hope you enjoy looking back with me.

 

Frantically Simple’s Top Five Visited Posts in 2012

How to make Healthy (and Clumpy) Granola
Originally posted in August 2011,  Pageviews in 2012 (as of 12/30): 9,542  Total pageviews: 45,310
How many days are there in August?
Originally posted in May 2008,  Pageviews in 2012: 7,101  Total pageviews: 13,240
How to Make Homemade Frozen Yogurt
Originally posted in September 2009,  Pageviews in 2012: 5,457  Total pageviews: 5,641
Dr. Who Free Printable Valentines
Originally posted in February 2012,  Pageviews in 2012: 5,021
Valentine’s Day Heart Garland
Originally posted in February 2012,  Pageviews in 2012: 4,842

You all really like your granola.

Note: If you are interested in stats, my all time highest viewed post is An Enchanting Garden with 54,734 pageviews. Originally posted in September 2009.

 

My Favorite Five Posts 

*Ahem* Please Prepare for a Teeny-Tiny Announcement
A short but sweet post where I announced signing with my agent–certainly a highlight this year.
Homemade Magic Shell Ice Cream Topping
If you only knew how many times I have made this–for Walt and Newt, of course.
In Which We Explore Heidi’s Fear of Dolls (And Giraffes)
A fairly new post, but a fun one. I am capable of being amused by my own misery and horror.
Secret Doctor Who Bedroom Makeover
I love the video showing Newt’s reaction to her room makeover. As the mother of a tween, home-runs are few and far between. This one sailed right out of the park.
Winter’s End
A more serious post from last January, but it absolutely deserves its place on this list. 2011 was painful in many ways that I was unable or unwilling to share publicly. In this post, I talk about depression, hope, and healing. Nearly a year later, I’m happy to state that, well, I’m happy.

 

Five Books I Liked Most A Lot

I really do have a hard time picking favorites in any category. I’m too changable and what I really love is variety. If you were to ask me for my top five next week, this list might be different. However, these were certainly books that I read and loved in 2012.

The Night Circus
The Peculiar
Seraphina
Wonder
The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making

Before this year, I’ve never tried to keep track of how many books I read. A friend suggested we set reading goals in 2012. I picked 60 books, but blew past that in July. I finished the year with having read 91 books (manuscripts included).
The first book I read this year was Why Women Need Fat: How “Healthy” Food Makes Us Gain Excess Weight and the Surprising Solution to Losing It Forever (a compensated review from BlogHer Book Club). As of this writing it looks like the last book of the year will be Leaving the Bellweathers.

 

Resolutions?

I’ve stated this before, but I don’t really do New Year’s resolutions. If I need to make a change, I change it. If I want to set a goal, I set it. January 1st holds no magic to guarantee success. If anything, the opposite is true.
However, I will make a prediction:
I expect my 2013 will be extraordinary in every sense of the word.
I hope yours is too.

Happy New Year!
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Note: I am using Amazon affiliate links, but I’d really prefer you buy books from your local bookseller. They would prefer that too.

BlogHer Book Club: Matched


When BlogHer asked if I wanted to review Ally Condie’s Matched, I didn’t hesitate a second before saying yes. I could eat YA dystopian futures like candy. I’m not alone, either. From fans of The Hunger Games to Divergent to Across the Universe, there are a bunch of people out there whose idea of a good time is escaping to some terrible, twisted, future society. It’s a whole lot more fun than it sounds.
Matched is similar to those titles in that the society portrayed has changed dramatically from what we have now, and not for the better. That is the hallmark of dystopian fiction. However, Matched is different from many of the other hot titles currently in bookstores. It is less active, more introspective. In a way it reminds me of The Giver (which is, by the way, excellent itself).

Matched opens with Cassia Reyes attending her matching ceremony – a fancy banquet where 17-year-olds are matched up with their perfect mate. Cassie is thrilled to be paired with Xander, her best friend. However, when she discovers that she may have first been matched with a Ky, a boy labeled as an Aberration, and therefore unmatchable, she begins to wonder how she could possibly have two perfect matches.
Cassie is intrigued by Ky. They share an enjoyment for words and poetry, and bond over words that the society has deemed illegal. Cassie has always felt comfortable with the society making her choices for her, but as her feelings for both boys grow, she must decide if there are some things worth the risk of choice.
It’s an interesting premise, and one I enjoyed (as much for the story as for for the stunning cover).
There are two additional books in the series, Crossed and Reached(available in November).

Have you read any of them? What did you think?
What about dytopians in general? Do you like them as much as I do? And why do you think that is? Am I just twisted?

This has been a compensated review through BlogHer Book Club. As always, all text, thoughts and opinions are my own.

I am using Amazon affiliate links. Any purchases from my links will give me a teeny-tiny commission. Thanks.

Book Club Brownies with Nutella Frosting


Newt had the most excellent idea: a summer book club for her friends and their mamas. We had our first meeting earlier this week and we discussed Kathryn Fitzmaurice’s lovely The Year the Swallows Came Early. We talked about everything from achieving your childhood dreams to discovering that your parents are not perfect.
Chocolate covered strawberries are featured in the book, so we had to have some (there is even a recipe at the back, though we subbed coconut oil for Crisco). But given the er…specific timing of book club this month, more chocolate was called for, if you know what I mean.
I modified a cocoa brownie recipe from Smitten Kitchen and added Nutella frosting inspired by My Baking Addiction (though the brownies would have been delightful even unadorned).
Warning: this is not a health food. Two tiny squares had enough sugar to keep me up until 2am. But while I was awake, I was feeling happy.

Book Club Brownies with Nutella Frosting
Recipe type: Dessert
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Serves: 25
 

Rich, dark and fudgy brownies topped with Nutella frosting. Forget the book, let’s just eat.
Ingredients
  • 10 tablespoons butter
  • 1¼ cups sugar
  • ¾ cup plus 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • ½ teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • 2 large eggs, cold
  • ½ cup minus 1 Tablespoon white whole wheat flour
  • ½ cup coarsely chopped hazelnuts (optional)
  • ¼ cup unsalted butter, softened
  • ½ cup Nutella
  • ½ teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • 2 tablespoons heavy cream
  • Up to 1½ cups powdered sugar

Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 325. Line 8×8 pan with foil. Grease.
  2. Place butter, sugar, cocoa, and salt in a microwave safe bowl. Heat in microwave on high, 30 seconds at a time (stirring with a wooden spoon after each round) until butter is melted and mixture is very warm.
  3. Stir for a few moments to cool a bit.
  4. Add vanilla. Stir.
  5. Add eggs, stirring well after each one.
  6. Add flour and stir until well mixed and batter is shiny.
  7. Fold in nuts.
  8. Bake for 25 -30 minutes or until set and toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.
  9. Prepare Frosting: With a wire whisk or hand beater, beat together butter, Nutella, vanilla, and cream until smooth. Add powdered sugar, ½ cup at a time until desired consistency.

 

BlogHer Book Club: My Artist’s Way Toolkit

I’m really excited about this particular BlogHer Book Club review, which is a little odd, since this was not actually a book. Instead, this month participants in BHBC were asked to review a website/creative experience based on Julia Cameron’s book about unlocking your own creativity, The Artist’s Way.

You do not need to read, or even be familiar with Cameron’s book in order to benefit from The Artist’s Way Toolkit. It is a stand-alone subscription service (about $5/month) that is intended to help get ideas flowing, whatever your art form (words, images, etc). As a writer, I found the site to be inspiring, though I mostly utilized it through an app I downloaded for my iPhone. The app had my only bugaboo about the whole experience: I loved being able to take my toolbox with me where ever I went, but I disliked having to enter my password every time. That was a little annoying. However, the positives that I experiences outweighed that little irritation.
I enjoyed the different creative affirmations for me to mull over, like this gem:

Writers, painters, potters, photographers, all of us have our vein of gold. Most often, what we enjoy making art about is what we enjoy seeing once it’s made; which is about what we enjoy mulling over, whether it’s in a news story or a movie, a magazine or a conversation. If you think about a theme a lot, chances are good it’s in your vein of gold. – Julia Cameron, Vein of Gold

It got me thinking about what my own Vein of Gold might be. I haven’t quite sorted it out yet, but feel certain that I have one, just beneath my conscious awareness.
I was instructed to write three handwritten pages every morning, and though I did not succeed at that every single day, I did enjoy the process. There was no topic, I was free to write whatever I chose. I had almost forgotten what it was like to put actual pen to actual paper. It is a very sensory experience: the feel of the pen in my fingers and the paper gliding under the edge of my hand, the smell of the paper and ink, the way the ink sometimes smudged and bled, how my handwriting looped lazily when I felt I had nothing to say, or how it crowded into margins when I tried to finish a thought to big for the page’s borders.
I was also instructed to take myself on a weekly date, such as visiting a new part of my city, a thrift store, or a candy shop in order to purchase a favorite childhood candy. Each experience sparked ideas of stories or scenes.
There were other exercises and journaling as well, though I think the most useful part for me was a place to record little snippets of inspiration: ideas, bits of dialog, character descriptions.
I know there are other programs, ideas, and writing prompts out there. Though I enjoyed this one very much, I’m not sure that I would pay a monthly fee for this program. However, I may change my mind if I continue to get so much out of it. I’ll keep using it and see.

This post has been part of a sponsored conversation with BlogHer Book Club. I was compensated both financially and with a free limited-time subscription to My Artist’s Way Toolkit in exchange for my honest review.

The Reading Chair – 5/10/12

It has been months since I’ve posted a Reading Chair update. Have you missed them?
No? Okay. Feel free to click over to LOL Cats or something for today’s entertainment instead. My feelings won’t be hurt.
Much.
Okay, for the rest of you (hi, Mom!), even though I haven’t shared what I’ve been reading, I have had my nose in a book as often as I possibly could. It is only May and already this year I’ve read more than 30 books, not including any that I’ve read to Newt. My goal for the year is 60.
I think I’ll make it.

What I’ve Been Reading
Under the Never Sky
Why, oh why do I love YA Distopian futures so much? I eat them like candy. Thankfully, there are a lot to choose from. Under the Never Sky was a fun one. I loved the contrast between the highly technologically developed Dwellers, the humans who went inside to survive when the climate changes, and the more primitive Outsiders, those that stayed out and became physically hardier and developed other unusual skills. I’m excited to read the next one.

Cinder: Book One in the Lunar Chronicles
Dude. Cinderella as a cyborg. What more need I say? It was just as awesome as you’d hope.

On Writing: 10th Anniversary Edition: A Memoir of the Craft
Such amazing advice on how to write well. (I just wish there was a slightly less sweary version.)

When You Reach Me
One of the best middle-grade books (for the tween-set) I’ve read in a long time. So realistic and grounded, in a fun way, that even the time travel aspect feels like an “of course”. Loved it.


What I’ve Been Reading to Newt

The Children of the New Forest (Free for Kindle)
This is a literary suggestion from Ambleside Online, the homeschool curriculum we are following this year. I have loved all their other suggestions, but this one? Not so much. Too rambling. We are hanging in there, with the hopes that it picks up.

The Hobbit
I love this book. We read it together when Newt was six, but with the new movie coming out late this year, she’s requested it again. I believe it to be the most light-hearted of the LOTR series, making it a great read aloud. On the negative side, the chapters are so long. If we don’t have time to read a whole chapter, breaking it is difficult.

What Newt Has Been Reading
The Hunger Games Trilogy
She just started Mockingjay, but so far Catching Fire is her favorite. As a big fan of the same author’s Gregor the Overlander Series, Newt has been begging to read these for a couple of years.
I made her wait until I felt she was ready. I think that time is now.
We have been having some good discussions about it.

My Manuscript – she’s giving me a pretty thorough critique. I’m relieved to say she likes it. She also likes, no loves, finding all my typos.

What have you been reading lately?

BlogHer Book Club Review: Diary of a Mad Fat Girl

Graciela “Ace” Jones is one fun girl to hang around. She’s got problems, but they are oh-such entertaining ones.
Ace’s best friend, and fellow high-school teacher, Lilly, cancels their annual spring break Panama City trip to spend time with a mysterious gentleman. Even worse, Lilly waits until the night before they were set to go to spring the news on Ace. So, Ace stays right there at home in good ol’ Bugtussle, Mississippi with no one but Buster Lou, her diminutive Chiweenie to keep her company.
Ace is mad, but when Lilly gets fired under suspicion of having an affair with a student(!), Ace becomes furious. Then her other close friend, Chloe, ends up in the hospital and it’s clear that Chloe’s dirt-bag husband put her there, but no one but Ace seems to be willing to do a thing about it.
As if all of that is not bad enough:
Ace’s on-again, off-again boyfriend walks back into her life, and into her house, while she wearing her holiest yoga pants and icing her “cooter” after an unfortunate accident on the gym’s elliptical machine…
Her boss hates her and is looking for any reason to fire her…
And Ace runs into trouble with the law while wearing a man’s dress. Seriously.

Reading Diary of a Mad Fat Girl was like spending a crazy-fun night out with a bunch of girlfriends. It kept me laughing all the way through. I really enjoyed getting to know the characters and thought that they were like people I’d love to hang out with. (The only thing I didn’t really enjoy was that there was a bit more swearing than I usually put up with, but I am a literary prude and I don’t put up with much.)
If you are looking for an entertaining read, you won’t go wrong with this one.

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BlogHer Book Club Review: The Weird Sisters

“Our estrangement is not drama-laden – we have not betrayed one another’s trust, we have not stolen lovers or fought over money or property of any of the things that irreparably break families apart. The answer for us is much simpler.
See, we love one other. We just don’t happen to like one another very much.”

Eleanor Brown – The Weird Sisters

Though true of many families, this particular quote is meant to sum up the relationship of three fictional adult sisters, Rose, Bean and Cordy, who come home to run away from their problems care for their sick mother.


Rose (Rosalyn), the eldest, is the responsible one. She cares for her family because she must; it is who she is. How shocking to discover that playing the role of “martyred good daughter” might conflict with her fiance’s plans for their future together.
Bean (Bianca) is in trouble. She has lived her life with the sole aim of getting attention, in any way possible. This time though, her bad choices have caught up with her.
And then there is the flaky, flighty baby of the family, Cordy (Cordelia) who is used to everyone else cleaning up her messes. When she discovers that she is pregnant with no father in sight, she is faced for the first time with being an adult.
The cast of family is rounded out by their mother (she is never given a name) who is bravely and gracefully battling cancer, and their father, Dr. Andreas, a Shakespearean professor of great renown who can only truly communicate through the words of The Bard. Besides the fact that these people happen to be related, their most common bond is a mutual love, or even a reverence, for books.
I enjoyed reading this book, seeing parts of myself in all three sisters, though I certainly didn’t take as long to grow up as they seem to be doing. One of my favorite things was the unique choice the author made to use a plural first person voice wherein all three sisters narrate together. If done poorly, this device might be distracting from the story or clunky, but this was well done. It seemed to serve as a reminder that no matter what we are doing or where we are, our family is always with us.

Where do you fit in your family? Of the three sisters, which do you feel is most like you?

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The Reading Chair

I am a reader, happily married to a tv watcher. Most nights, while he watches, I read.
Sometimes, he’ll rewind a show to show me a particularly funny or interesting scene. Sometimes, I’ll ask him to pause it while I read him a particularly funny or interesting passage.
There are a few shows I find worthy enough to put down whatever book I’m reading and watch with him. There are a few books he finds worthy enough to click the tv off and read.
A tv watcher and a reader… against the odds, we make it work.
Doesn’t that sound like the premise of a great tv show book?

What I’ve Been Reading
I’m all over the place lately. From classics to non-fiction to YA to light romance (but no bodice ripping for me).
Here’s a sampling of what has been on my nightstand:

Across the Universe
Loved it. YA distopian future society, murder mystery, and even a bit of romance all taking place on board a giant space ship.
The very first scene, of the protagonist’s mother being cryogenically frozen for a 300 year flight to a new planet, hooked me right in. I happily stayed up too late for a couple of nights in order to finish.
Can’t wait to read book two.

The Seer of Shadows
A deliciously creepy ghost story set in the early days of the art of photography. A short read, I finished in one evening, but I haven’t stopped thinking of it.

The Zookeeper’s Wife: A War Story
I had such high hopes for this book. After all, it is a true account of a WWII Polish family risking their lives to hide more than 300 Jews in their bombed-out zoo, right under the noses of German guards. How could it fail to be a good, inspiring read? Sadly, I only got about half-way through before abandoning it. I’m sure it was inspiring, or at least it could have been, if it wasn’t so dull and meandering.

What I’ve Been Reading to Newt
Poems of William Blake Free for Kindle
These poems are a mixed bag. There have been some that we both have really enjoyed (The Lamb, The Chimney Sweeper) and others that have been less than interesting (The Laughing Song, The Blossom). And then there is the rather racist The Little Black Boy. I skipped over that one…

The Princess and the Goblin Also free for Kindle
This is the first time I have ever read this classic fairy-tale. I’m glad I found it; it’s a good one. Newt can’t wait to see how Princess Irene and her friend Curdie, the miner boy, will outwit the goblins that live under the mountain.

What We’ve Been Listening To
We both love a good CD in the car. Our latest choice is Ella Enchanted. This is such a fun twist on the Cinderella classic story, and I love the youthful voice of the narrator. She sounds familiar… I wonder is she has done some of the Dear America audiobooks.
Note: If you have seen the movie, it really, really does not do the book justice. The book has far more depth and feeling.

What Newt Has Been Reading
Lucille Ball: Pioneer of Comedy
This is for next month’s History’s Heroines Club. It’s fun to hear Newt tell me facts about the I Love Lucy Show. We rented a DVD of season two and both laughed out loud several times watching Lucy try to “teach Ricky a lesson”. Even after all these years, Lucille Ball is still relevant and funny.

A Series of Unfortunate Events
Newt rediscovered these on our bookshelf a few weeks ago and has been working her way through the series. I enjoyed them when I read them a few years ago too – all but the last one. I’m not telling Newt that though. I wonder if she’ll find the end as annoying as I did?

What’s on you nightstand right now?