Category Archives: Homeschooling

The Key to Doing Absolutely Everything

I mentioned in my last post that I was needing to do a bit of costume design for my girl (and her chicken). She debuted her Tardis dress at a party on Friday night to rave reviews from the one person who knew what a Tardis is. Lucky for her, she has a good friend with similar interests:

Saturday, Newt had her first 4H chicken show, including a costume contest–which is why I ended up making three costumes this year. Once again, no one was geeky cool enough to get her Dr. Horrible/Captain Hammer costuming, but Newt didn’t care.

Sidenote: As her first show, none of us expected her to come home with this:

So exciting! She can’t wait to do another.

I had someone ask me the other day how I possibly have time to write, sew costumes, cook dinner, do laundry, homeschool, and any of the other 416,832 1/2 things I have/get/want to do. I’m going to let you in on a little secret.
I don’t do all those things. At least not on the same day.
That’s the key to doing it all. Don’t try to do it all at once.
I made Newt’s (and Phyllis’s) costumes in the week after signing with my agent, while waiting on his revision notes.
Walt has been helping out with dinner quite regularly.
The laundry–is a disaster.
Homeschooling…we are making some changes, starting with an online curriculum that will free me from some planning and instruction time. (A change in the way we do things has been on the horizon since last spring, but we recently became a bit more motivated.)

Now I am back in revisions and working as hard as I possibly can, without neglecting too much the things that are most important. I get up insanely early and steal minutes as often as possible throughout the day. Walt reminds me to take time off, even when I think I don’t need to. Even when I really don’t want to. He’s good like that.
I also say no a lot, often when I’d like to say yes.
Can you help with this year’s Nativity Festival? Sorry, no.
Want to make applesauce together? Yes, but I can’t. So no.
Would you critique my manuscript? Nope. Maybe next month.
If you are on the receiving end of one of my nos, please don’t feel badly. I only have room for so many yeses–and for the most part, they are all reserved.

Teacher Appreciation Gift: Chalkboard Flowerpot

I’m going to go on record right here, right now and say, “Teachers of the World: I love you!”
That was awkward, wasn’t it?
I thought so.
I hope we can put this little incident behind us…

<begin mild rant>
There is a nasty bit of a rumor floating around out there. You know, the one that says that homeschool parents don’t like/appreciate/respect teachers? And that teachers don’t like/appreciate/respect homeschool parents? I’m going to lay that rumor down right now.

Frantically Simple. Fighting injustices every day.

I love (most) teachers. They are dedicated, hard working and truly have their students best interests at heart. I don’t homeschool to keep Newt away from evil government schools and unrighteous influences. I homeschool because it works for our family.
Most teachers that I know get that and respect it.
</end mild rant>

Toning it down to an appropriate level: “Teachers of the World: I appreciate you!”
Better?

If you’d like a cute and simple way to show your appreciation for a favorite teacher, read on.
Note: Merely reading this tutorial will not be enough. Once you have read the instructions on creating the following project, you will have to actually create one. Or make a card. Or buy something. Or just say, “Thanks.” One of those ought to do it.

Newt and I made a chalkboard flowerpot for her piano teacher a couple of years ago. It’s a cute, simple, and cheap and easy to make little gift.
Purchase a small terracotta pot from your local gardening store or crack addiction recovery center Wal-Mart.
If you are going to plant directly into the pot, instead of using a liner, you’ll want to seal it. Thompsons MultiSurface Spray Water Sealer works great. Brush on or spray the interior of your pot and allow to dry according to label instructions.
Once the sealer is dry, paint the outside or your pot with chalkboard paint. A little goes a long way; you don’t need to buy a large container of it.
Allow to dry for 24 hours before planting. Have your little darling chalk a message to his/her teacher.
I suggest, “Teachers of the World: I adore you (and also would like to smell your hair)!”
And now we are back to awkward…
I’ll be home all next week. Go ahead and drop the restraining order by any time.


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Spring Break Homeschoolers Gone Crazy

We took the week off for Spring Break and it’s been cra-zy around here.
Don’t believe me? Read on.

We’ve made more freezer paper t-shirts. Doctor Who themed, of course.

Exterminate! Exterminate!


I found some really awesome stencils on Chocolate and Cream Cake. I just modified the Dalek slightly to give him a more classic plunger. Sadly, said plunger placement is uh, right over my um… Let’s just say I wore it today and spent the day being groped.
They are evil, right?
(Pst: If you like Doctor Who, check out our free printable Valentines, my daughter’s room makeover, and her Halloween costume.)
Not Spring-Break crazy enough for you?
Okay, more spring break madness: We watched a pig give birth and…
…we dissected a still-born piglet.
You, ah… what’s that?
Only a homeschooler.

Since Newt wants to become a vet, and lots of dissections are in her future, we both felt it would be a great opportunity. That is how I found myself inviting some friends over for a good old fashioned spring break dissection party.
I have to admit, I was a little unsure how any of us would handle it, but once we got through the first few cuts, we were fine.

Fascinating stuff, that.
If you have the stomach for it, I created a set for the rest of my photos on flickr.

What else have we been up to?
Lots of sleeping in. Reading. Writing; I’ve made a fair amount of progress on my book. Time with friends. It’s been a nice break.

What crazy plans do you have this spring?

History’s Heroines: Julia Child

The heroine for our homeschool history club’s March study was similar in many ways to February’s.
Off the top of my head:
1. Julia Child was just one year older than Lucille Ball; both were born in August (1911 and 1912).
2. Like Lucy, Julia’s husband, Paul, was investigated by the Committee for Un-American Activies.
3. Both women were pioneers in television entertainment and both were truly funny ladies.
4. Lastly, most of the girls in our club had never heard of either woman before but really enjoyed learning about both.

Julia gave us many wonderful things to discuss. She did not start cooking seriously until her 40s. Before that, her meals were often disasters. We talked about the importance of life-long learning. At 6’2″, she stood out in a crowd, but never seemed to be bothered by it. We talked about how being different can be an asset. Mostly, we talked about how her “no fear” attitude was inspiring.
Most of the girls had taken time before the meeting to watch episodes of The French Chef. It was a big hit.

After a brief meeting for our discussion, we loaded into my car for a field trip to Oregon Culinary Institute in Portland. We ate fancy food, prepared by chef students, in the school’s restaurant.
Note: If you have plans to be in the Portland area, make reservations. Nine dollars will get you a wonderful three-course lunch, eighteen will get you a four-course dinner.

The girls sampled such fare as Grapefruit and Fennel Salad, Smoked Salmon Mousse, Lamb and Potato Gnocchi, and the delicious, if not exotic, Chocolate Dream Torte. Although they did not all love every single thing on their plates, each girl tried new things and no one uttered a single “gross!”. Success!
After lunch we were treated to a tour of the school kitchens by one of their female executive chef/instructors. It was a fantastic way to cap off our study of Julia Child.

Newt is going through a "I don't smile in pictures" phase. One consequence of being a blogger-mom.

Feel free to use the notebooking pages and writing prompts I created. Non-commercial use only, please.
Writing Prompts for Julia Child
Julia Child Notebooking Pages

Bon Appetit!

Next month: Annie Jump Cannon

History’s Heroines: Lucille Ball

The last couple of months in our homeschool history club, History’s Heroines, have been really fun ones (both for me and the girls).
In February, we met to discuss Lucille Ball. Before their study, I don’t think any of them knew who she was, nor had they seen any episodes of the I Love Lucy show. I’m happy to say that even after all these years, Lucy is still relevant. The girls loved her!
There was more to this lady than just a character on tv. The girls and I learned a lot from studying about her. As a young woman in acting school, Lucille Ball had been told that she would never have an acting career. She just didn’t have what it takes. The girls discussed different ways that they have of dealing with and rising above discouragement. They also learned about Lucy being questioned by the Committee for Un-American Activities regarding a possible affiliation with the Communist Party*. We had a great discussion about the public good vs. personal freedom and who should have the right to make those kinds of decisions.

Surprising facts that I learned about Lucy:

  • Her hair was not naturally red. She used a secret formula made from Egyptian Henna in order to keep her signature color in place.
  • She was sometimes called the Queen of the Bs for her many pre-I Love Lucy roles in Hollywood B movies. I’d love to watch some of those.
  • The real Lucy and the fictional character Lucy were pregnant at the same time (season 2). Lucy’s onscreen pregnancy kept pace with her real one. They filmed a couple of episodes ahead so that her real-life c-section could take place on the same day as her tv delivery.

photo credit: google images, original source unknown


The activity I chose for that month was chocolate making. Anyone care to guess why?
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The girls had a little better luck than Lucy, thanks to a wonderful guest instructor.

chocolate making

If you are interested, feel free to download and print my notebooking page and writing prompts (for non-commerical use only, please).
Lucille Ball Notebooking Page
Writing Prompts for Lucille Ball

Next week, I’ll share our March activity and discussion on Julia Child.

*If you are looking for a good middle-grade historical fiction book that discusses the red scare and the Commtittee for Un-American Activity’s hearings, I’d recommend The Loud Silence of Francine Green by Karen Cushman.

Heidi Homeschools: Magnet Board

Newt is a planner.
She wants to know what’s going to happen, when, where, why and how.
Every night, she has to check the calendar to see what’s going on the next day and Walt’s iPhone for the weather forecast before she can go to bed.
Even with all her advance preparation, Newt still starts each day with:
What’s happening today Mama?
and
What are we doing for school today?
I bought her a planner to help her keep track of her schedule, but it never really caught on. For one thing, it kept getting misplaced. Then I’d get:
Mama, I can’t find my schedule.
and
What are we doing today?

In an effort to help preserve my sanity her keep track, I created a big magnetic board that holds all of her activities and lessons for the week.

I looked around for a big magnet board, but they were all more expensive than I wanted to spend. Instead, I contacted a local heating and sheet metal place and asked them to cut me a 3′ x 5′ piece of sheet metal. That cost me $34. Walt and I hung it using six picture-hanging strips (click link to see product on Amazon).
I made a list of our main subjects and activities and figured out how many I might need. For example, we do spelling three times a week, so I planned for three spelling cards. I also planned for several blank cards that I could use to write in subjects or activities as needed. I created the cards in a word document using a business-card template, with Newt helping to choose fun fonts. In order to make things easier on myself, I added a light colored border around each card to aide in cutting.
I printed the cards on plain white copy paper, cut them out and stuck them to self-adhesive business card magnets .
A strip of packing tape over the top (which just happens to be the same width as the cards) turns them into little dry erase boards.

Every weekend, Newt and I take a few minutes to review the upcoming week’s calendar. We place cards for activities (horseback riding, girl scouts, 4H, etc.) on the appropriate days then fill in the rest of the week with the lessons I have planned. Each day as Newt completes the lesson, she moves the card to the “Done” column. Any that don’t get completed for whatever reason get shifted to another day in the week.
My total cost for this project was about $50, but it’s worth so much more. Though it has given Newt a new thing to check before bed every night…

How do you keep track of your schedule?

The Reading Chair

I am a reader, happily married to a tv watcher. Most nights, while he watches, I read.
Sometimes, he’ll rewind a show to show me a particularly funny or interesting scene. Sometimes, I’ll ask him to pause it while I read him a particularly funny or interesting passage.
There are a few shows I find worthy enough to put down whatever book I’m reading and watch with him. There are a few books he finds worthy enough to click the tv off and read.
A tv watcher and a reader… against the odds, we make it work.
Doesn’t that sound like the premise of a great tv show book?

What I’ve Been Reading
I’m all over the place lately. From classics to non-fiction to YA to light romance (but no bodice ripping for me).
Here’s a sampling of what has been on my nightstand:

Across the Universe
Loved it. YA distopian future society, murder mystery, and even a bit of romance all taking place on board a giant space ship.
The very first scene, of the protagonist’s mother being cryogenically frozen for a 300 year flight to a new planet, hooked me right in. I happily stayed up too late for a couple of nights in order to finish.
Can’t wait to read book two.

The Seer of Shadows
A deliciously creepy ghost story set in the early days of the art of photography. A short read, I finished in one evening, but I haven’t stopped thinking of it.

The Zookeeper’s Wife: A War Story
I had such high hopes for this book. After all, it is a true account of a WWII Polish family risking their lives to hide more than 300 Jews in their bombed-out zoo, right under the noses of German guards. How could it fail to be a good, inspiring read? Sadly, I only got about half-way through before abandoning it. I’m sure it was inspiring, or at least it could have been, if it wasn’t so dull and meandering.

What I’ve Been Reading to Newt
Poems of William Blake Free for Kindle
These poems are a mixed bag. There have been some that we both have really enjoyed (The Lamb, The Chimney Sweeper) and others that have been less than interesting (The Laughing Song, The Blossom). And then there is the rather racist The Little Black Boy. I skipped over that one…

The Princess and the Goblin Also free for Kindle
This is the first time I have ever read this classic fairy-tale. I’m glad I found it; it’s a good one. Newt can’t wait to see how Princess Irene and her friend Curdie, the miner boy, will outwit the goblins that live under the mountain.

What We’ve Been Listening To
We both love a good CD in the car. Our latest choice is Ella Enchanted. This is such a fun twist on the Cinderella classic story, and I love the youthful voice of the narrator. She sounds familiar… I wonder is she has done some of the Dear America audiobooks.
Note: If you have seen the movie, it really, really does not do the book justice. The book has far more depth and feeling.

What Newt Has Been Reading
Lucille Ball: Pioneer of Comedy
This is for next month’s History’s Heroines Club. It’s fun to hear Newt tell me facts about the I Love Lucy Show. We rented a DVD of season two and both laughed out loud several times watching Lucy try to “teach Ricky a lesson”. Even after all these years, Lucille Ball is still relevant and funny.

A Series of Unfortunate Events
Newt rediscovered these on our bookshelf a few weeks ago and has been working her way through the series. I enjoyed them when I read them a few years ago too – all but the last one. I’m not telling Newt that though. I wonder if she’ll find the end as annoying as I did?

What’s on you nightstand right now?

Heidi Homeschools: Keyboarding Skills

A short time ago, I was a freshman in high school.
Okay, it was last century, in 1989. Anyway, all those years ago, I took a beginning keyboarding class, intended to teach me touch typing. We click-clacked away on ancient brown electric typewriters while an even more ancient Mr. Something-or-Other (who always wore brown pants) walked around calling out, “Remember students, don’t look at your fingers!”
I cheated.
To this day, I still look, though not all the time. In fact, I just typed that whole last sentence without peeking. S-l-o-w-l-y…
The one thing that really stuck was developing the habit of always typing two spaces after a period.
That was a tough habit to break. Dangit.

Newt has expressed an interest in wanting to learn to type as fast as me (ha). I wanted to find a typing program that was online, free and kid-friendly. Dance Mat Typing from BBC Schools fits the bill nicely.

Here is more information from their website:

Dance Mat Typing [is] an introduction to touch typing for children aged 7 – 11 years.
Each of the 4 levels are divided into 3 stages. Begin at Level 1 and build up your skills gradually through to Level 4.
Stage 1 introduces the home row, and stages 2 – 12 will:

  • Recap the previous lesson
  • Introduce new letters typed with the left and right hands
  • Practise all previously learnt letters
  • Reward the typist with a mini song and dance


Newt really enjoys the characters (and their British accents). None of the stages are timed, so she does not feel pressured or stressed; she is able to move at whatever pace is comfortable for her. Best of all, she really is learning to type.
Without cheating.
I may want to give it a try myself…

This was an unsolicited and uncompensated review. I just like the product and thought you may too.

History’s Heroines: Mother Teresa Study

History’s Heroines is the history club that I lead for Newt and several other 9 – 11 year old girls (and one 16 year old Jr. Leader). Each month I assign a different remarkable woman from history. The girls choose their own sources to study about her, tracking those sources on a study log. They meet at my home one afternoon a month to discuss her life, share original writings inspired by her life and do a fun activity.
For January’s meeting we planned to discuss the amazing Mother Teresa.
Newt was slightly less than excited. She perused the biography shelf at the library and chose to read Mother Teresa’s Alms Bowl. It’s not terribly long, but still informative. Although she began this month’s study reluctantly, she soon found the subject far more interesting than she expected.
I love the discussion that takes place in these meetings. The girls expressed that they were both inspired and amazed by the life of service that Mother Teresa lived. They talked about ways that each of them could make a difference in their families and communities. I was impressed with their willingness and drive to make this world a better place.
History's Heroine's January
After our discussion, we moved on to the activity. This month, in honor of Mother Teresa, we did a service project.
Kathryn, my Jr. Leader, did an excellent job teaching the girls to make a great, easy fleece scarf. The girls were able to learn/practice using mats and rotary cutters and sewing machines.
History's Heroine's January
Sidenote: Yup, we still have a mix of plywood and 1970s vinyl flooring. It’s a process.
Each girl made two scarves, one to share with the needy (I’m taking them to a local shelter) and one to keep.
History's Heroine's January
While the girls are all sure to be warmed by their scarves, I was warmed by their willingness to share.

If you are interested, here are PDFs of the printables I created for the meeting:
Mother Teresa Study Log
Mother Teresa Notebooking Page
Writing Prompts for Mother Teresa
Feel free to download and print them for your own personal or educational use.

Next month: Lucille Ball and Chocolate Making

Heidi Homeschools: Real Books vs. Kindle

My mom homeschooled me for kindergarten. She and three other moms formed a little co-op. The four children would alternate between each other’s homes, one house per week. In addition to the standard subjects, each mom had a particular focus. One taught music, another crafts…
I’ve been wracking my brain all day, but I can’t remember the other two. What I do remember though is that all of the moms taught reading. I loved that about each one of my teachers, that they all wanted to help me learn to read. I still remember the feeling I got when I was finally able, all on my own, to read about Sally getting a skinned knee and Dick drawing a smiley face on her bandage. From that moment to this, it has been a rare time when I wasn’t in the middle of some sort of book.
I love books, but you knew that didn’t you? I love the weight of a good one in my hands, the feel of the pages, and the smell.
Nothing can compare to a real book.

Because of my book infatuation, I have resisted the idea of ebooks and e-readers for quite some time. No electronic device could take the place of my beloved pages.
Still, I kept hearing things like convenience, portability, free classics, more room on my shelves, more room in my suitcase… I was intrigued.
Last month, I caved and put a Kindle 4 on my Christmas wish list. It’s the basic model, not a touch screen, but at only $79, very affordable.
Christmas morning, I opened this little beauty:
Kindle 4
Sidenote: It’s time to give myself a manicure.
I’m happy to report that I was wrong about e-readers. I love it. Already I feel like it has made such a difference in my homeschooling. Need a book? Ten seconds to download, and boom! it’s yours. No waiting for delivery or driving over to the library or bookstore.
Most classics are part of the public domain and are free to download. Many others are inexpensive, costing only a few dollars. The Kindle has already more than paid for itself in money saved from books that we are studying this term.
Kindle 4
Having most of the books we are studying from on one device makes it so easy to school anywhere. I don’t have to lug a bunch of books from one room to another or out to the car. I just grab my one little Kindle.
Newt sometimes judges a book by its font. If the font is too small, she assumes that the book is going to be boring or hard. Unfortunately, many printed budget versions of classics are printed with a smaller font. On the kindle, I can adjust the size to something that looks easier. It may be just a trick of the mind, but it makes it so Newt feels more comfortable right up front.
Besides all of those reasons, it’s lightweight, portable, and easy to read.
The biggest problem? Looks like I’m going to need to buy one for Newt.
I don’t think ebooks will ever make printed books obsolete, but I have discovered that there is room in my heart for both.

PS: Jimmie from Jimmie’s Collage has put together this great Squidoo lens on using Kindles for homeschooling. I’m finding it very helpful and thought some of you might too.