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…but not in a Beastie Boys kind of way

How to: Handprint Turkey Thanksgiving Table Runner

All month, I’ve been practicing being grateful.  It has come in handy over the last couple of days.
Example 1:
Saturday morning, we woke up to a flood.
I think it was Confucius who said: A clogged toilet in the night will lead to an unhappy morning.
We had to pull up the carpet and pad from the hall, our bedroom and the dining room. In order to do that, we had to rip off our baseboards. It looks like we’ll have to disinfect and dry the sub floor thoroughly, replace the pads with new, put the carpet back down, shampoo and replace the baseboards. Oh yeah, and a new toilet seems to be in order as well. It’s a big job and I’ll be talking to our insurance agent about it later today.
Reason to be grateful: the carpets really did need to be shampooed.
Example 2:
I always cook Thanksgiving dinner. So far this year, I have done all of the following to prepare:
[crickets chirping]
Um, right… I wasn’t a bit concerned though because I was sure Thanksgiving was still a few weeks away. That is until I actually looked at my calendar yesterday and realized that we only have about a week and a half until the big day. Kindly refer to example number one.
Reason to be grateful: I have a really cute table runner, all ready to go.
Thanksgiving Table Runner
Want to make one? It’s really easy to whip up.
Here’s how:
Measure your table. Your runner should be about 1/3 the width of your table (though you could go a bit wider of you like) and about 2 feet longer than your table’s length.
Cut two pieces of fabric to your desired size. I used muslin; I liked the texture, color and cost. (It’s super inexpensive, generally less than $2 per yard.)
Sew fabric, right sides together using a 1/2 inch seam allowance. Be sure to leave an opening to turn runner right side out. Good. Now go ahead and turn your runner right side out. Iron the seams flat, then hand or machine sew opening closed.
Okay, ready for the fun part? Let’s make the handprint turkeys.
Trace your family’s handprints on scratch paper. Raid your fabric stash (or ask your mom for hers) and choose a fabric for each turkey. Pin your scratch paper pattern to your fabric, but don’t cut on the line. Cut about 1/4 inch outside the line, making the handprints slightly larger.
Arrange turkeys-to-be on your runner and pin down. Sew about 1/4 inch from the edge. This way, when you wash the runner, the edges will fray and ruffle up a bit. Hand embroider or use fabric pens to add details like eyes, feet, beaks and those red hangy things snoods. If you like, you could also do a simple running stitch around the edge in a complimentary color. While you are at it, be sure to stitch or write the year somewhere. Won’t it be fun to use each year and see how your own little turkeys have grown?
Another thing for me to be grateful for: making a fun centerpiece is also really easy.
Here’s a shot of what ours looked like last year:
Thanksgiving Edible Centerpiece
I wrote up a little tutorial for an edible Thanksgiving centerpiece last year, if you are interested.
One last reason to be grateful: We may be eating our dinner in an uncarpeted mess, but at least the table will be cute.

On My Mind

1. The Candy Monster came. He/she/it had to leave an IOU since he/she/it did not have time to make it to the store. Newt and I went to one of our favorite bookstores today to redeem it. She got a paperback version of one of the Harry Potter books. We have the whole set in hardcover, but Newt thinks paperback is “more comfortable” to read.
2. I finished Newt’s quilt last week:
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3. I have the best friends.
4. Confession: I love real food, but while running errands today, I stopped at Taco Bell. I ate two Taco Supremes. I wish I hadn’t done it, but I can’t say that it will never happen again.
5. Speaking of tacos and confessions, I really like Chipotle. No one else in my family liked eating there, so I might have manipulated Newt into changing her mind about them by showing her this video:

6. Newt likes Chipotle now.
7. Another confession: the Candy Monster takes the Halloween candy and gives it to Santa, who uses it to fill stockings. Recycling is a good thing.
8. Newt and I sat on the driveway for an hour today watching a man replace my windshield. We even took photos. He said had never experienced customers like us – I guess he doesn’t work with many homeschoolers?
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9. We ignored a science project in progress to watch said windshield replacement. I was tired (perhaps from the Taco Bell lunch?) and just sitting on the driveway seemed far more appealing.
10. Number 9 was another confession, wasn’t it? It feels good to get these things off my chest.

What’s on your mind today?

Real Food vs. the Halloween Candy Bowl

I’m not crazy about refined sugar, but you probably already knew that didn’t you? High fructose corn syrup is even worse. And GMO soy? shudder
No wonder Halloween is so scary. The candy could kill you. {Look mom! I spy an overly dramatic statement.}
However… I love trick or treating. I went every year until I got married, wearing a ghostly sheet over my head to disguise my far-too-old face.
So how do I reconcile my desire to feed my family well with my love of going door to door begging for free-candy?
I don’t even try.
Here’s what we do: We eat good food, real food the rest of the day. Then we spend the evening feasting on candy.
After graphing it on a bar chart, of course. We are homeschoolers, you know.
Halloween Candy Graph
The next morning, the leftover candy is gone, taken by the Candy Monster. In it’s place will be a new book, art supplies or some other such treat.
You know, the kind of treat that won’t kill you… Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Happy Halloween!

A treat for you:
I’ve added a few new items to my etsy shop over the weekend. Would you do me a favor and drop in? And maybe share your opinions?
Since I love my readers so much, I’ve got a little treat for you. Use the code SIMPLE at checkout for 20% off your order.
Speaking of my shop, I’m working some more nativities, but I keep selling them before I can get them listed. If you are interested in one, let me know and I’ll put you on my list. I charge $40, plus $3 shipping in the US.

A Patchwork of Friends

I am not a quilter. Beginning quilters look at me and feel a smug burst of self-confidence. Even so, I did make my niece a simple baby quilt a couple of years ago, but it was clear that I had no idea what I was doing.
Here’s a little well known fact about me. I like to go big. Instead of going for a jog, I start training for marathons. Instead of moving down the block, we move 3000 miles, practically on a whim, and then move back a few years later.
Knowing that about me, you will probably not be surprised to learn that when Newt told me she’d like me to make a quilt for her bed, I chose one that required approximately 748,000 miles of sewing.
I got the pattern here, if you are interested.
quilt strips
Way back in May, Newt helped me cut hundreds of strips of fabric. And then I got to work sewing up a storm, until I got busy and forgot. However, Newt did not forget. She really wanted to see me finish to have it, and would not let up. So, I made her a promise that I would finish it in time for her birthday. Two weeks before the big day, I got back to work.
Sewing, sewing, sewing…
I might not finish. Crap. I promised.
Sewing, sewing, sewing…
Who needs clean underwear?
Sewing, sewing, sewing…
It’s starting to look like a quilt!
Sewing, sewing, sewing…
I began to see a light at the end of the tunnel. I was going to make it! And then Newt threw me a curve ball.
Mom, I don’t like quilts with knots tied in them. When I use them, I feel like I have to tighten all the knots and it distracts me from my book or tv or whatever. Can you sew it instead?
I was going to need some help. The night before Newt’s birthday, all of my closest friends came over for an old fashioned quilting bee.
Quilting Bee
Everyone brought snacks and we took turns eating and stitching, laughing and talking.

quilting bee

Quilting Bee

We quilted late into the night. By the time the last needle was put away, the quilt was half finished.
It’s huge! And hand quilting takes a really long time!
Newt let me off the hook, but I’m still trying to get it done as fast as I can. Which, in all honesty, might take awhile.
Quilting Bee
The help I’m getting these days is not nearly as productive.

Confidential aside to my quilting bee friends: What would I do without you ladies? Thank you for being in my life. I appreciate you!

Happy Fall Y'all {and a teeny-tiny announcement}

I love this time of year. Right now, I’m sitting on the couch, wrapped in my favorite blanket. The window is open and I can smell the rain that is falling outside. It’s time for baking good things, apple cider and pumpkin patches. I’m as happy as a bird with a french fry*.

Saturday, we decided to get our yard in shape before the rain started. We mowed and edged, trimmed and weeded. Working together as a family was really a lot of fun. Especially since we didn’t beat the rain.
Once the work was done, Newt has some fun playing in her “splashpad”.
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And then she went all tribal on us.
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While she was playing, I got out some of our Halloween decorations.
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The next time I turned around, Newt looked like this:
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Time for a shower.
Newt told me that other moms would probably get mad if their kids looked like that, but I laughed and said, “Let me get the camera.”
Before anyone calls CPS on me, please let me state for the record that I did have something to say about the wet muddiness: “Be sure to get undressed in the garage and throw your clothes right in the wash before heading in the house”.
I’m nothing if not a conscientious parent.

The cool weather has put us in the mood for more needlefelting. It just feels right this time of year, you know?
Which brings me to my little announcement:
[deep breath]
I’ve opened an Esty shop for some of my little creations: Frantically Simple Handmade.  
I’m feeling like a very small and dull fish in a big huge talented pond, but life is for risk-taking, right? Plus, I love creating things, but only have so much place on the mantle. This way, I can create and then let it go…
There is not a whole lot of stock in there yet, but I’m working on more (including another Nativity set).
Would you mind taking a look? And if you like what you see, maybe you could share it with your friends? And if you hate it, maybe find a nice way to tell me what I could be doing better?
Here are a couple of the things I have made over the weekend:.

fall needle felting

Fall Needlefelting
Happy fall y’all. It’s shaping up to be a good one.

*I saw this quote painted on a plaque on Pinterest and it totally resonated. What could be happier?

Homeschool Sick Day

Newt has been feeling a bit under the weather the last couple of days. Nothing drastic, just a case of the sniffles. I’ve been loading her up on home remedies, extra vitamin C and cabbage soup. But I know that the best thing you can do for yourself when you are not feeling 100% is rest.
I think rest for the mind can be just as important as rest for the body. We’ve spent the last couple of days taking it easy, listening to books on CD or visiting while doing some crafting.
Needle felting
I love needle felting; it’s such a soothing craft. The wool is wonderfully soft, and the rhythmic poke of the felting needle can be almost meditative. It was the perfect activity for a homeschool sick day.
Needle felting
Newt has done a little felting with me in the past, but only flat designs. This was the first time she attempted something three-dimensional. She decided to make a little doll. I created a framework for her from pipe cleaners. Then I showed her how to cover the framework with wool and use her needle to shape and sculpt the wool into what she wanted.
Needle felting

All together she spent about four hours on her work.
Here is her finished piece:
Newt's First Needle felting
I wish you could see the wonderful detail she has crafted into it, especially the hair. She did a really good job, and can’t wait to try something new.
This is what I made:
Needle felting
I know it’s a bit early for Nativity scenes, but I was thinking of making a few to sell. What do you think?
We have a lot of activities planned for the rest of the week. I’m hoping this restful, quiet day has helped preserve some energy and that Newt will be feeling all better soon.
If not, I may need to order some more wool.

How to Make Silhouette Portraits – The Easy Way (with bonus project: book wreath)

A couple of weeks ago I showed you a few simple things I did to improve the look of my living room. Namely, moving a large mirror above the couch and creating a wreath and family silhouettes.
living room
Sorry about the glare – here’s a side shot of the silhouettes that is a bit more clear.
silhouettes
I remember doing silhouette portraits in grade school. I stood where the light from an overhead projector could cast the shadow of my profile onto a piece of paper tacked to the wall. I remember having to stand as still as I could while my teacher traced the shadow for me to cut out.
Since I don’t have an overhead projector and I don’t think I could get my family to stand still for that long, I made mine the easy way.
Step 1
Take a profile photograph.

Step 2
Print on card stock and cut out. I like to use an xacto knife and my handy glass cutting mat (though a sharp pair of scissors and a steady hand will work too).
Step 3
Turn photo over to blank side and paint black (or whatever color you like) with craft paint.
silhouettes
Step 4
Mount on background paper, mat if desired, and frame.
silhouette
I used pages from an old paperback Harry Potter book as my background.
(I had used the covers a long time ago to make Newt some spiral notebooks.)
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After hanging my silhouettes, I needed something to balance them out. I remembered seeing this book wreath tutorial online. I also remembered that my really cute niece had made a really cute one herself, and I still had a whole lot of Harry Potter pages left.

Here are a few more shots of the finished product:
book wreath

book wreath

book wreath

Now I can curl up with a good book, under the pages of a good book. What do you think?

How to Freezer Paper Stencil (Harry Potter t-shirt)

Newt is not a moderate child. She does not do things half way. Instead she throws herself in to her passions with wild abandon. I am often enlisted to help bring her visions to pass.
Two summers ago, she asked me to help her become Luna Lovegood for Harry Potter 6.
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When HP7.1 opened this fall, she decided that themed t-shirts would be the thing. We worked on the concept together and I used our printer and iron on paper… with less than stellar results.
HP 7.1 t-shirts
I have been instructed to come up with cool t-shirts for HP7.2. I was considering the issue in the shower yesterday morning (that’s where I do my best thinking, you know). Out of the blue, inspiration struck. After a quick dress and blow-dry I sat down at my laptop. Ten minutes on Publisher and this design was born.
harry potter stencil
You like? Here’s one for you: Harry Potter t shirt stencil PDF download.

harry potter freezer paper stencil
Newt and I model the finished product

Now it’s your turn

Needed:
Note: I have linked to the needed items on amazon, though you should be able to find all of them at local craft and/or grocery stores (and possibly get better prices). If you do purchase through my links, I get a very small commission. Thanks.

t-shirt, prewashed (ours came from the children’s department of Target, $4 each)
freezer paper (check the grocery store near the tin-foil)
xacto knife
cutting mat (I like using a glass mat, but rubber/self healing mats are fine or even a piece of heavy cardboard will work in a pinch)
ironing board and iron
fabric paint or acrylic paint and textile medium (Amazon did not have any smaller bottles. Our 2 oz. bottle cost about $3.)
light cardboard or manilla folder

Another note: This was my first time using a freezer paper stencil, but it was very easy to work with.
harry potter freezer paper stencil
Download and print design (or create your own).
Tear off a piece of freezer paper. Notice that it has a shiny side and a matte side. Place it shiny side down and cover it with your design. Tape together.
harry potter freezer paper stencil
Get out your xacto knife, but remember, it’s sharp! Don’t cut your fingers. I like to use a new blade so it cuts really well. If you haven’t changed your blade in awhile, now might be a good time to do so.
Starting from the center of your design and working outward, cut around the black parts.
harry potter freezer paper stencil
Go ahead and discard the freezer paper that was under the black parts of the design, but keep the ones that were under the white (the glasses “lenses”).
When finished, remove tape and trim your stencil. Mark the center with pencil or pen.
Find the center of your t-shirt and mark with a pin. Place stencil on t-shirt, lining up marks to ensure stencil is centered on t-shirt. (Just use the main part of the stencil for now; reserve the lenses for a few moments.)
harry potter freezer paper stencil
Note: to keep this design from looking like a Hooter’s t-shirt, we chose to place the stencil on the bottom third of the shirt.
Make sure that the stencil is shiny side down and iron in place with a hot iron.
Then place in lenses and iron them in as well.
harry potter freezer paper stencil

harry potter freezer paper stencil
Place a sheet of light cardboard between the layers of your shirt to keep paint from bleeding through to the back. (We used manilla folders.)
Get ready to paint.
harry potter freezer paper stencil
If you are using fabric paint, you are ready to get your brush wet. If you are using acrylic paint (my choice for all the color options), you will need to prepare it for textile use. This keeps it from washing out. This is simple to do with the use of a textile medium.
harry potter freezer paper stencil
Follow the instructions on the bottle. Ours said to mix one part medium with two parts paint. We used a scrap of freezer paper for a palette. Eyeball the amounts, pour and mix.
harry potter freezer paper stencil
Use a paintbrush to paint directly over the stencil making sure to cover evenly. If needed, do a second coat.
harry potter freezer paper stencil
Wait until dry.
harry potter freezer paper stencil
Peel away freezer paper. Be prepared to ooh and ahh over your cleverness.
harry potter freezer paper stencil
Ooh! Ahh!
We’re almost done. We just need to heat set the paint to keep it from disappearing in the wash.
Cover your design with a cloth and press for 20 seconds with a hot iron.
Take a blurry photo to celebrate your success. You are amazing!
harry potter freezer paper stencil
Have you ever worked with freezer paper? How did it go?

While You Were Out

Technically, I suppose I was the one that was out.
Or away.
Not really away, I mean, I was home. I just wasn’t here.
But While I was Home But Not Here at FranticallySimple.com didn’t make for a snappy title.
while you were out
Anyway… while I was not posting some other things did not happen.
Things like:

  • Newt did not get taller than me. However, her arms and legs are much longer than mine.  This means that even though I tower over her by at least a full inch, she is able to reach higher than me.  This necessitates a colossal shift in my thinking.  I often find myself on the verge of saying something really dumb like, “Do you need me to reach that for you?”  When instead I could be saying, “Will you reach this for me?”
  • I did not get fatter. If fact, I got thinner.  Twenty pounds thinner.  Here is me one year ago:
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    And here is me now:

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    Turns out that I do not have a current photo of myself. Which brings me to the next thing that did not happen:

  • I did not take more than a tiny handful of pictures. We did things.  We went places.  But it turns out that blogging and photo taking a have a symbiotic relationship.  They sort of need each other.  I promise to take a picture of my lighter self in my fat mirror tomorrow.
  • I did not take up scrapbooking (again). But I am doing something with a bunch of scrap fabric.
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    More details to come (after I dust off my camera).

And here’s one thing that did happen:
I kind of… sort of… missed this little space of mine on the internet. It feels good to be back.

Hollow a Book to Hide Your Chocolate

Heidi’s Guide to Eating Well For Optimum Health Sanity

A little gift for my sister:
Eating Well Heiding Place
What’s that you say? Might be an interesting read, but what’s so gifty about a $3 book from Goodwill?
Haven’t you ever heard not to judge a book by its cover?
Perhaps you should check out the acknowledgments page.
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Sidenote: I know this is not the neatest hollowing job ever, but thanks to my months of procrastinating, I had very little time to complete it. Besides, I don’t think she’ll notice the sloppy cuts when it is full of these:
Eating Well Heiding Place 3
Mmmm… chocolate mint. That is eating well.