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Babysitters, Garage Sales and Guns: How was your weekend?

Walt and I went out the other night and left Newt with a babysitter. I picked up my camera this afternoon and found a couple dozen of these:
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This one has a bit of a Red Riding Wolf vibe.

I’m getting to kind of a fuzzy area with the whole babysitting thing. Newt is old enough, and more importantly, responsible enough to stay home alone. If there are errands to be run during the day, and she does not feel like tagging along, I have no problem letting her stay home. I’ve even occasionally left her for an hour or two in the evening when I’ve had a meeting and Walt was working late.
I know girls, only a year or so older than Newt, that are accepting babysitting jobs. So why do Walt and I still get a sitter when we go out?
Well, for one, an hour or two is not long enough for dinner and a movie. I’m not sure I’m ready to leave her alone for longer at night. And she would be alone. If she had siblings, even younger, I think I’d feel more comfortable. Not only is there the “safety in numbers” thing, but it just sort of seems less… lonely.
Hey Newt, Daddy and I are going to the movies. Maybe we’ll even get ice-cream. You can’t come. Bye.
At least with a sitter, she has a good time too. I have the evidence on my camera.
Any other parents of tween onlys out there? What do you do when you go out?

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Saturday morning I got up and almost immediately saw a rare and beautiful site: a blank square on the calendar. None of us had to be anywhere. We decided to just go for a drive and see what adventures came up.
We began by stopping in on a 9-11 commemoration at Riverfront Park. There were flags for each of the victims of that day, as well as local police, firefighters and military personal that have lost their lives.
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I won’t say that that was a “fun” event, but it felt good to be there and gave us an opportunity to continue talking with Newt about what happened that day, what has happened since and what it means to be a hero.
After, we continued our wandering. We stopped at a few garage sales, more to look-at than to look-for (one had a 6′ table completely piled high with vintage porn. It made me wonder about the grandmotherly looking proprietress.)
We stopped at several sales, but only bought one thing:
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$8.00! I can’t wait to show you what I have planned for it. (oh and don’t let the grin fool you. I am far more excited about this project than Walt is.)
Our window purchase created a need to go to Home Depot for project supplies. On the way there we came a cross a a gun store that Walt has always been curious about. We had no other plans, so we stopped in.
I can’t decide if I find this picture kind of funny or kind of disturbing.
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You?
We wrapped up the day with a trip to the drive-in movie theater. Newt wore her pjs and we packed blankets and snacks. I remember doing the same thing when I was her age, and seeing… wait for it… Rambo III. Yup – good clean family fun.
We saw Grease. I can’t say is was much more appropriate than Rambo. I had forgotten how much innuendo dirty it is. There’s nothing like seeing a movie with your ten year old to make you see things that might normally go unnoticed. Luckily, most of it went right over her head. The parts that didn’t made for some interesting conversation on the drive home…

Unplanned days are really fun. I’ll have to unplan another one soon.

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Anyone know what time it is?
Time to announce the winners of my Labor Day Work Party!


Thrifty Texas Penny wins the book – Parenting A House United.


Amy wins the adorable little Dust Bunny.


Melissa R and Camille each win a scrubby.


Rebecca wins the duster.


And Tina S. wins the chore dice.

Congratulations to all the winners. Each has been contacted and has until tomorrow morning to contact me (or I’ll have to choose someone else. Don’t make me turn this car around, young lady!)

Summer School

The other day a friend asked me if Newt and I were enjoying our summer off from school. I hadn’t really thought about it. Our schedule is more relaxed, mostly because we don’t have quite so many activities. But there is still a whole lot of learning going on at our house.
Newt is taking a new class: Family History with Grandma.
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Every Monday afternoon, she spends a couple of hours at her grandma’s house learning about our ancestors. Grandma has created an account on ancestry.com just for Newt. Every week she comes home with great stories about her ancestors. One great grandpa was one of the rangers who found and rescued Smokey the Bear. Another helped build a coffin for the man who shot Billy the Kid.
Newt is gaining a greater connection to her family, both living and gone. Grandma is a widow. The last couple of years have been difficult for her. Suddenly, she feels like she has something of worth to pass on. These lessons are good for both of them.

We’re reading like crazy. Since Newt has been so interested in farming, we read a couple of great books about what farm life was like in olden times. First, Little Britches: Father and I Were Ranchers, by Ralph Moody. I can’t say enough about how good this book is. Maybe I should just tell you what Newt said about it, “It’s life changing. I learned so much from it. It has become a part of my heart.”
This book enabled us to have conversations about all kinds of wonderful life lessons, from being trustworthy to working hard to dealing with difficult circumstances and what it means to become an adult. Plus, we both sobbed, sobbed through the entire last chapter; it’s that powerful.
We also read Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Farmer Boy, which offered some great comparisons and contrasts. To Little Britches. Newt’s favorite part was when Almanzo’s father taught him that money is just a symbol for the work it takes to earn it. Then he gave Almazo fifty-cents and told him he could treat his friends to lemonade or use the money to buy a piglet, raise it and sell if for profit. Newt was glad he bought the pig, since she has been working with piglets on the farm.
The last few weeks, we’ve been enjoying the Dear America Series. We like to listen to the audiobook versions in the car. Our favorites so far are The Winter of Red Snow, about a girl living in Valley Forge during the Revolutionary War and Across the Wide and Lonesome Prairie, a fictional 13 year old girl’s Oregon Trail diary.
This series is funny, touching and informative. Great historical fiction.

Newt is not doing a whole lot of math, outside of the math she encounters in day to day life, but I certainly am. Have you discovered the Khan Academy? If you have kids – home, public, private or any other kind of schooled, you need to familiarize yourself with this website. It’s tagline is “learn almost anything—for free”. (It’s funded by Bill Gates and Google among others.)
Sal Kahn, the creator, has literally thousands of videos teaching math concepts (and science, economics and history) from as basic as place value all the way up to “Inverse Trig Functions: Arccos”. I haven’t the slightest idea what that means…
The fun part (wait, did she just say ‘fun’ about math?) is they way Khan has set up the practice modules. As you work, you earn points and badges like a video game. It’s a bit addicting.
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Yes, those are my practice sheets. I used to think I hated math, it turns out, I love math, but I hated the way I learned it.
Newt is very interested in what I am doing, but I haven’t set up her account yet. I’m waiting until she really, really wants to. A bit of reverse psychology that has worked well in the past.
Come to think of it, our summer school looks an awful lot like our fall, winter and spring…

What about you, are you doing “summer school”? What kinds of things are you learning about?

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As Promised…

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An open letter from Heidi to the internet

Dear Internet,
Wow this is difficult. I’m not sure where to begin…
I know you’ve noticed a change in our relationship over the past months. Where once I spent much of my leisure time with you: blogging, reading other blogs, laughing together about the stupid things people post on you-tube, now I have been choosing other pursuits.
I know my behavior has become unpredictable where our relationship is concerned. One day I spend hours, eyes glazed, just staring at you. The next, I delete every single blog from my reader. (All 143, if you were keeping track.)
I’m sure you have felt us growing apart and have been expecting the moment when I issue this parting blow. There is no other way to say this: Internet, I still love you, but I think we should see other people.
Or at least I should.
Am.
This is not really a break-up. Maybe we could be like Ross and Rachel and just be “on a break.” Occasionally, we may catch up over something I just have to blog. And, well… I don’t mean to be presumptuous, but I am sure we will still have the occasional afternoon fling. You know, when no one else is home and my books or laundry are not commanding my attention.
And we’ll always have google. I’m not sure I can live without google.
But I have moved on.
With love and loathing,
Heidi

Happy Father's Day

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And my dad could beat up your dad, too.

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I posted the My Mom’s Funnier Than Your Mom series a couple of Mother’s Days ago, but some of you are new around here and might not have heard. It’s true though, and if you click the link you’ll find out why.
If you don’t, you’ll never know why she asked her dentist if she still had gonorrhea, or why she told everyone at a family reunion about seeing her neighbor’s prostate scar.
Go on, click it.
Just put down that drink first. I won’t accept responsibility for beverages spewed all over your screen.
And neither will my mom.

Do you know Nie?

If not, you should:

Find her here.

Potluck – It's what's for Dinner

Do you all know Holly? Her Monday potlucks are pure blogging genius.

But guess what internetz:
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That’s right, *y’all, Heidi is jumping in on the Potluck action.

*Can an Oregonian pull off a y’all online? Please?

Let’s begin with a couple of definitions:

Potluck – Whatever food happens to be available for a meal, especially when offered to a guest
Potluck – random, unorganized thoughts smashed together into one post and branded as a potluck

How about some background music?

I-I-I wanna rock-n-roll all niiii-iii-iight
and potluck ev-er-eee day…

No?
How about this?
We will, we will, Potluck – Potluck
everybody
We will, we will, Potluck – Potluck

Hmm… maybe we’ll just go without music this time, eh?

And now it’s time for a little story:

On Friday, Newt and I had plans to spend the day at Oregon’s Museum of Science and Industry with some friends. She packed our lunch – peanut butter for her, “surprise” for me. Several times throughout the morning she asked if I was excited for my lunch. When it came time to eat, I learned that “surprise” was a turkey and provolone sandwich with mayo and dijon on whole wheat. Sounds great, doesn’t it?
Except… I had my doubts about the turkey. It had been in the fridge for a long time.
When confronted with the choice of eating questionable turkey or disappointing Newt, I chose to disappoint her. It was only a sandwich, right? She’d understand.
But then I looked at her expectant face, waiting for me to take a bite.
That is how I came to spend all of Friday evening throwing up.
The end.


To the reader who found me, just today, by googling “simple Christmas letter to copy”, I say, “You have almost eight months, I think you can come up with something original.”
To both of you who googled “Heidi is not real” “I can see why you might be confused
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but, I really am real.”
See:
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Who would fake that?

How about something new:
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I wore my pajamas all day today.

And now for another potluck slogan: Potluck melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

What’s up with Heidi’s laundry?
Baskets full, but not overflowing. One load in the dryer. Nothing else to fold or put away.

May all your potlucks be microbe free.

FYI

Yesterday’s post was brought to you by the letters P, M and S.
Thank you, that is all.

Remind me, please, why I pay for insurance?

Oregon is beautiful. The tulips are blooming. Blah. Blah. Blah.
What I really want to rant about are the three phone calls I made today. Warning, they are extremely frustrating. Feel free to skip over the text and just look at the pretty pictures.

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Call #1
Heidi: Hi, this is Heidi. I got a rock chip in my windshield this weekend and it has turned into a huge crack. I just wanted to verify my deductible for glass breakage.
Insurance Lady: I can check on that for you. Hmmm… yes, I see it here. Your deductible is $500.
Heidi: $500? For glass breakage? Not $100?
Insurance Lady: Yes ma’am.
Heidi: Really?
Insurance Lady: Uh-huh. Is there anything else I can do for you today?
Heidi: No. Thank you.
Insurance Lady: You have a nice day now.
Heidi: Ok.
Goodbye $280 for a new windshield.

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Call #2
Heidi: I just wanted to see if Newt’s prescription is ready.
Pharmacy Lady: Let me check. Yes, it’s ready.
Heidi: Can you tell me how much that will be?
Pharmacy Lady: Looks like it will be $400.
Heidi: !
Pharmacy Lady: Wait – you had a coupon from the dermatologist. It will be…$375.
Heidi: For eczema ointment? Wow.
Pharmacy Lady: Oh, I’m sorry. It looks like this was not run through your insurance correctly. Do you mind holding?
Heidi: [relief] No. Not at all.








Pharmacy Lady: Thank you for holding. I ran that through your insurance. And then I took off the $25 for your coupon.
Heidi: Great. How much do I owe?
Pharmacy Lady: $340.
Heidi: Um, nevermind.
Heidi is calling the dermatologist back for an alternate prescription. Tomorrow.

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Call #3
BlueCross Man: BlueCross of Maryland. How can I help you?
Heidi: Hi. I just got a bill from a doctor. Services were rendered three years ago. Why it took him that long to send it, I’ll never understand, but I digress. It appears that this was never billed to our insurance – though the doctor insists – emphatically! – that it was. He may have also accused me of looking for “charity” when I asked him to verify that the bill was submitted to you for payment, but that is not your concern is it?
Anyway, we are no longer insured by you, but could you look this up for me anyway?
BlueCross Man: Sure. What is your ID number?
Heidi: No idea. This was from three years ago, and I have also moved 3000 miles in that time. The ID card is long gone. Can I give you my Social Security number?
BlueCross Man: Sure. … That didn’t work. How about your husband’s? … Nothing. Old address? … Husband’s employer at the time? … You no longer seem to be in our system. Unless you can come up with an ID number, I’m afraid we can’t help you. Here’s an idea. Maybe you could call the Provider and ask him to look up the ID number on your chart. I’m sure he’d be happy to help.
Heidi: Sigh.
Heidi has decided not to make any more phone calls. Ever.

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Ooh, look. Pretty.