Happy Prom Season!

I never went to Prom. Thanks for reopening that wound.

However, I did go to the winter formal, “The Sno’ball” because it was girls’ choice.

Newt and I were looking at old embarrassing photos of my glory days this morning and came across a couple of real gems. Want to see a picture of 15-year-old me having the time of her life with shoes dyed to match?
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Awww, aren’t we cute?

If you are wondering why I look so incredibly thrilled, I imagine it’s because this picture was taken two days after my first big break-up. And yes, it was with the boy standing next to me. (Hi, Shane!)

That fact could explain why I got out my scissors and paste (pre-photoshop days) and doctored up the official Sno’ball photo.
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Obviously, I had my mind on a real winner.

I’d also like to note, those shoes dyed to match? Not so good in Oregon rain. My feet were green for days.

Those photos were from my second year attending the Sno’ball. Sadly, the ones from the year before didn’t seem to survive my adolescence. But I can still paint you a little mental picture of the wonders of that night.

I attended with a nice boy named Dustin. We were just friends. He wore a classic black tux with a red vest. I wore a black dress with a red shawl and had my orthodontist place red rubber bands on my braces to match. I used half a can of blue Aqua-Net and arranged my hair into the stiffest cloud of perfection ever to grace a 14-year-old head.

After a fancy dinner with two other stunning couples at the local Red Lobster, we loaded into an extra fancy horse-drawn carriage.

Before our carriage had gone a block, it was rear ended.

I remember screeching tires and panicked neighing. Then the canvas door ripped off, my date fell out, and the carriage tipped over on him. Aside from a few bumps and bruises we were all okay. And once the police report was given there was still time to dance the night away–in a rain soaked dress and with dissolved hairspray shellacking my face.

You know, now that I think of it, not attending my prom was probably a good thing.

I’d love to hear your formal dance horror stories. I might even send a little consolation something or other to my favorite. Leave a comment or a link to your blog.

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On My Mind: 4/30/13

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This car:
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“Heidi being haunted by creepy dolls” continues to be a real thing. I saw this car several weeks ago on my way to church. I was alone, but had the presence of mind to snap a photo. When I passed by later the car was gone. Where it went with that flat tire, I have no idea. I have not seen it since.

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Roadkill. Apparently this is going to be that kind of post.
I posted a picture to my facebook page of a dead raccoon. Someone had tied a “Get Well Soon” balloon to its little paw. I was unjustly accused of being the ballooner, but in this case I’m afraid that honor belongs to someone else. However, it did remind me of the following true story:

Once upon a time, several years ago, the woman next-door and her children went out of town, leaving the dad home alone. Shortly after his family left he called and asked if I had seen their cat, Shadow. She had run off and he was concerned. Sadly, I had not, but I promised to keep an eye out for her.
A few days later, on the very day that the wife and children were to return home, I saw a black cat, dead, along the side of the road not far from where I lived. I tried calling my neighbor, but couldn’t reach him. I didn’t want the neighbor children to see their poor cat like that, so I loaded my car with a garbage bag, a shovel, and some gloves, buckled Newt into her car seat, and steeled myself to do a good deed.
I parked and told Newt I needed to do something for a second, and that she should just look at her book. Then I got out my tools and…handled things.
When I got home, I put the garbage bag in my freezer and left a message for my neighbor to give me a call.
He did not call that evening or the next morning. Finally, I walked over to let him know that I had found Shadow. He answered the door and…a black cat came out on the porch and rubbed up against my ankles. Apparently their cat had come home a few days prior and I had a random dead cat in my freezer.
The End

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Um… Nope. That’s pretty much it: creepy dolls, roadkill, Indy. Sounds about right.

What’s on your mind today?

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Suzanne Palmieri’s Magical Homemade Tomato Sauce

Author (and my lovely friend) Suzanne Palmieri’s debut novel, The Witch of Little Italy, was recently published by St. Martin’s Press.

I loved it for many reasons.

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In Suzanne Palmieri’s charming debut, The Witch of Little Italy, you will be bewitched by the Amore women. When young Eleanor Amore finds herself pregnant, she returns home to her estranged family in the Bronx, called by “The Sight” they share now growing strong within her. She has only been back once before when she was ten years old during a wonder-filled summer of sun-drenched beaches, laughter and cartwheels. But everyone remembers that summer except her. Eleanor can’t remember anything from before she left the house on her last day there. With her past now coming back to her in flashes, she becomes obsessed with recapturing those memories. Aided by her childhood sweetheart, she learns the secrets still haunting her magical family, secrets buried so deep they no longer know how they began. And, in the process, unlocks a mystery over fifty years old—The Day the Amores Died—and reveals, once and for all, a truth that will either heal or shatter the Amore clan.

–From Barnes and Noble

Just one of those reasons is this: I love food. You knew that, yes? The story and characters in this book are wonderful. The food descriptions are amazing. When I told Suzy that thinking about her description of tomato sauce can still make my mouth water, she offered up the recipe (and a story to go with it).

Magical.

A love letter. A recipe? A love letter recipe: Sunday Sauce

By Suzanne Palmieri

When she was younger, my grandmother’s hands were always an example of her juxtaposition of ideals. She is a fancy lady. She likes fancy things. High heels, lipstick, enormous jewelry, and when she drove, her cars were always luxurious and American. My gram spent a lot of time worrying over her nails. They were tough and strong and she had a manicure every week, choosing coral and peach polish colors and sometimes? A frisky mauve. But by the end of the week the polish would be chipped and the cuticles unruly. The skin on her hands was rough from hard work, and cracked to the point where she used creams, ointments and salves whenever she could. Tubes and tubs of the stuff lived on her bedside table as well as on the lip of every sink in her house, just in case. Her hands told a different story than the one she wanted to tell. Her hands told a story of hard work, not luxury. Her hands told the truth. Our hands always do.

My grandmother cooked all the time. And the wear and tear on her hands came from hours spent at the sink cleaning greens, or meats, or beans. She was thorough. No gritty sand would be in her soup, no random bone, no stony pebble. I can see her there, tired, leaning on an elbow holding a leaf of escarole in her hand (perhaps the hundredth one) and carefully letting the water run over it, caressing the dirt out of the stem and coaxing it from the leaf. Her patience astounded me.

The preparation for Sunday Sauce began on Saturday night. She would fry the meatballs, prepare the meat to be seared in the morning, and lay out the other ingredients on the counter. Sometimes she would even put the pot on the stove. Everything was ready so she could start the sauce at daybreak with the coffee. No thinking necessary, just begin.

The following recipe is for Fay’s Sunday Sauce. Sorry vegetarian friends, there just “ain’t” no way around the bones in this one. Here goes:

Ingredients:

1lb Pork neck bones
1lb Pork ribs
1 ½ lbs. Braciole Meat- 6 4oz pieces of pounded flank steak
6 Italian sausage links (sweet or mild)
12 cloves garlic- 6 minced, 6 crushed
½ bunch Italian flat leaf parsley chopped fine
½ bunch fresh basil ½ picked and sliced into ¼” strips, ½ chopped
1 cup Parmesan Reggiano cheese
2 medium onions, small dice
96 fl oz tomato puree
32 fl oz crushed tomatoes
64 fl oz water
12 oz red wine
1 Tsp. dried oregano
salt and pepper to taste
Extra Virgin Olive Oil as needed
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2 pounds pasta of choice

Saturday Night:

Make meatballs. What? I didn’t give you the recipe or ingredients for the “Disappearing Meatballs?” Oh. That’s right. I am not going to. It is a secret. I don’t think any of you can ever get it out of me. I have three daughters whose marriage’s may depend on it. Anyway you don’t need them for sauce. If you make them properly you wont have any left to put in. They will disappear. If you try different recipes and you feel you may die if you don’t get this one, you can try begging. But if I do give it to you, I will hand write it and send it to a mailing address. It will be a charmed recipe, however, and the envelope as well as the paper it is printed on will turn to dust the second your memory has taken in the details. The charm goes further. If you decide to share the recipe verbally with another, you will begin speaking in tongues. If you try to write it down again, your handwriting will turn to hieroglyphics. I am not kidding. The meatball charm is a powerful one.

Sunday Morning:

Make coffee. Preferably strong, Italian coffee perked on the stove. If not, your fancy presses will do… I suppose… but the perking coffee and eventually simmering sauce is a olfactory sensation that should not be missed.

Here are the Directions:

Making the Sauce:

1. Place a large, heavy bottomed sauce pot over medium/high heat and coat the bottom with extra virgin olive oil.

2. When the oil just begins to smoke add the sausage links and brown nicely on all sides. When nicely browned, remove sausage to a plate. Repeat this process with the neck bones, ribs, and braciole. Make sure when browning the meats not to move them too much, allowing the meats to caramelize.

3. Once all meat is browned and removed from pot, add the diced onions and smashed garlic cloves and sweat until translucent.

4. At this point add the red wine and deglaze the pot. Scrape the bottom of the pot with a wooden spoon to help release all the caramelized meat bits.

5. Lower heat so wine simmers until wine reduces by half.

6. Add tomato puree, water and crushed tomatoes to pot. Stir well until fully incorporated. Bring sauce up to a simmer and add sliced basil, oregano and season lightly with salt and pepper. Stir sauce frequently.

7. Add all browned meats to the sauce along with any juice on the plate. Stir gently

8. Simmer sauce uncovered for 1 to 2 hours stirring gently every 10 minutes. Stirring gently helps in not breaking up the meats while cooking.

9. When meats are all tender and the sauce has reduced by approximately ¼, sauce is ready.

10. Carefully remove all the meats from the sauce and place in a serving bowl. Ladle some extra sauce over the meats and cover with plastic wrap to keep moist.

11. Cook our Pasta of choice in salted water, drain, mix with the sauce and place in a serving bowl. Ladle some extra sauce over the pasta and garnish with Parmesan and parsley.

Yell as loud as you can to your whole family that dinner is ready. Dig in!

The Secret:

A few months ago I was late making the sauce and my grandmother was in my kitchen when I was preparing it. I pick her up on most Sundays… but the sauce is already done. This I do on purpose. So she was watching me. I browned the meat, and then I put the tomato product in.

“Suzanne, why don’t you put the garlic in and let it brown with the meat?” said the old woman.

My heart raced. Am I supposed to do that? I never knew that? did she do that? What do I say now? Do I admit the mistake? Crap crap crap crap crap.

So– I did what I always do with my grandmother. I talked my way around her. I talked her right under the freaking table. I don’t know what it is about the woman… but though I am really very good with taking instruction, and not half bad at taking a critique, I can’t take one thing she says to me. Nothing. Everything she says makes me want to poke her in the eye.

So I reply impatiently and with fervor,”The garlic will BURN if you put it in on that high and we don’t want the garlic to BURN because it will be BITTER and it is much, much better this way.” Gram took a disappearing meatball out of the bowl on the counter and walked away.

From that day forward I put the garlic in when I turn the meat and let them brown together, watching them so the garlic does not burn. I have yet to let her know. I…. whatever.

The Love Letter:

Someday, when she is ready to leave this world I will tell her. Someday, when she is quietly ready to meet the God she loves so much, I will be there. I know this. She is not the type to die in her sleep, not this woman.

I will sit next to her, hold her hand and assure her that she looks fantastic. And then… only then I will lean in close and whisper in her ear.

“You were right about the garlic gram. In fact, you were right about almost everything you ever told me.” And because she is who she is, and because I am who I am, that is all I will have to say. The rest will unfold in her mind
like a flower. Secret admirer exposed.

*note, this was originally published online on a quiet little blog… but the recipe has been updated by a CHEF for REAL! So it’s pitch perfect. I hope you enjoy.

suzanne-palmieri Suzanne Palmieri is the internationally selling Author of THE WITCH OF LITTLE ITALY (Saint Martin’s Press 2013), co-author of I’LL BE SEEING YOU (Releases next month by Mira, written as Suzanne Hayes), and my own dear, lovely friend. Since our voices sound the same, if you ever call one of us on the phone, you will know what the other sounds like.

Since I’m not sharing her number, you can connect with Suzy on her blog, facebook, or twitter.

The Witch of Little Italy is available at Barnes and Noble, Amazon, in Target stores, and (best of all) your local bookseller.
I’ll Be Seeing You is available for pre-order from Barnes and Noble and Amazon.

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Boston: Lights in the Darkness

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A few years ago, Hannah and I were discussing some of the terrible events of World War II. We spoke of great evil, and great heroism.
I was surprised at her depth of understanding when she told me something along the lines of: “Mom, I hate that Hitler and the people that believed in him did all those terrible things. He hurt people and that makes me really sad. But because of him people like Corey Ten Boom and Winston Churchill did great things to really help people. And because of them, I want to help people too.”
At only nine years old, but with innocent wisdom, she taught me something important. In times of great darkness, there will be many that choose to turn up the light.
There is goodness and beauty in this world, even in the face of evil. Sometimes especially in the face of evil.
The acts of bravery, heroism, and kindness that were committed in Boston yesterday are an inspiration to me. They are the bright, shining lights in the darkness, and the things I am trying to hold to.
“And because of them, I want to help people too.”

Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?
— J.M. Barrie, The Little White Bird

Boston Marathon – Eyewitness Account
Bravery in Boston: Heroes, helpers and Hope
Boston Marathon Explosions: The Heroes Who Responded to the Blasts

Recipe: Bird in a Nest

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Easter eggs: No dye necessary (though they do need to be washed…)

We’ve been eating quite a lot of eggs lately thanks to the happy production of our sweet little hens.

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Don’t let that horrifying look fool you. Phyllis loves her bath.

Er, um… moving on.

A favorite breakfast at our house is that one egg-in-toast dish that everyone knows but no one can agree on a name for.

Bird in a Nest or Toad in a Hole or Egg in a Hole or Egg in a Basket or Bird’s Nest or Froggie in a Pond or…

Just to confuse things further, we made up our own name: Hole in One. But whatever you call it, it’s tasty–rich, buttery, and oh so filling.

You probably already know how to make it, but since I took pictures, you’re getting a recipe. Maybe you could use this post as a way to teach a kid or a pet or someone…

Butter (with butter, not margarine please) both sides of your bread. I like whole-wheat or sourdough myself, but if you like something different, I won’t be mad (unless you use margarine).

Use a biscuit cutter or a glass to cut a hole in the center of each bread slice.

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Place on medium high griddle or pan. (The only trick with this dish is getting the egg whites cooked through without overcooking the yolks, while at the same time perfectly toasting the bread. That’s why I suggest medium-high heat. It may take a little experimenting to get it just right.)

While you are at it, put that buttered round down on the griddle too. That’s the best part.

Drop a little pat of butter in the center of the hole.

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Crack an egg in the hole. Just one please. Sarah Jane is a show off and lays double yolked eggs. Don’t mind her.

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Salt and pepper egg to taste.

Cook until bread is nicely browned on the bottom and whites have begun to set.

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Flip.

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You want the yolks to still be somewhat runny. If you push on the center, it should have some give and be sort of jiggly. (Like my stomach if I eat too many of these. Or um…every other day of my life.)

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Break. Dip. Bite. Repeat.

Yum.

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Have any favorite egg dishes? Share them with me!

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Heidi Vlogs: Making Time for Creativity

Last week you saw a picture of me at my desk. Look how these things can escalate.

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On My Mind: 3/22/13

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I’m thinking of my friend Brenda Drake today. It’s her birthday. To celebrate she is giving us a sneak-peek at the cover art for her YA fantasy, Library Jumpers–coming next February. Isn’t it gorgeous?
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Happy Birthday, Brenda!

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Oh, hello there!
Looking at you
I spend so much time looking at you (or at least the screen where you live), I thought you might like to look back. This is what I look like when I sit at my desk. I have headphones in–listening to both rain sounds and Johnny Cash at the moment. Rain sounds because they tend to block out any noise from the rest of the house and Johnny Cash because of course.

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Other things of note in the photo:
The cat carrier on the shelf does not actually belong to me, nor have I used it for cats. I borrowed it to use for chicken transport and then forgot to return it. (Sorry, Laura!) (Sorry, Laura’s cats!)
Battleship is backwards. It appears as though my webcam creates a mirror image. I’ve never noticed that before. Interesting. (By “interesting”, I mean, “not very.”)
Moving on.

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Did you see my necklace?
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It’s a book! And a locket! What should I put in it? Leave suggestions in the comments. You won’t win anything, but do it anyway, okay?

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This. Because it makes me laugh every. single. time. I watch it.

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Spring, fall–what’s the difference? We can play creepy dress-up anytime, right?
I have a friend that does incredible Day of the Dead make-up, but she is sadly, moving far, far away. Newt and I scheduled a little makeover and photoshoot with her and made March look like October.

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I rarely post photos of myself here, a big reason being the fact that I am generally on the other side of the camera. But looky here, two in one post! Happy Narcissism Day*!

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Speaking of Newt (and creepy), go check out Newt’s Art Book, her new blog for showcasing her amazing Edward Gorey/Tim Burton inspired art.
With a little pleading, I got her to draw this steampunk squid for me:
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Clowns. Clowns are on my mind at the moment.
I wish they weren’t.

What is on your mind today?

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*Who am I kidding? After years of me endlessly talking about myself on this blog, we all know that every day is Narcissism Day, no photos required. High-five for me.

German Pancakes

As much as I grumble about Daylight Savings Time (Give me my hour back!) I do love that there is more light each day. It is simply lovely to have longer evenings.
Our hens are quite happy about the waxing daylight as well. Each expresses her joy by laying an egg nearly every morning.
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Aren’t they pretty? Earlier this week, when I noticed that we had perhaps a few too many eggs I whipped up a batch of German pancakes for dinner. Yet another reason to be happy!

German pancakes taste wonderful, look impressive, and at only five ingredients, are incredibly easy to make. They are also pretty good for you–an all-around win!
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As you know, I usually only have two mouths grinning hungrily at me around my dinner table. Counting myself, there are three of us to feed, but you hay have only one. Or seven. Or somewhere in between. Luckily, this recipe is an easy one to adjust for the amount of servings you’d like to end up with.

For each serving, place 2 tablespoons of butter (I prefer salted) in a glass, ceramic, or metal pie plate. You know me, I’m not fussy. Use what you have.
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Put your pie plates in the oven and crank it up to 400°. Allow the plates to heat and the butter to melt while you mix up the batter.

For each serving, crack two large eggs into a large bowl. As I was making three servings, I cracked six eggs into my bowl. Whisk.

Side note: Farm-fresh (or backyard-fresh) eggs are a much deeper golden color–and richer taste–than those you purchase at the supermarket.

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For each serving add 1/2 milk. For my three servings, I added 1-1/2 cups milk. Whisk.

Add 1/2 white flour (or 1/4 cup finely-ground whole wheat flour and 1/4 cup white flour) per serving. Once again, for me that was a total of 1-1/2 cups flour.

Add in 1/4 teaspoons salt per serving. If I had bothered to measure, mine would have been roughly 3/4 teaspoons salt. Whisk until well-blended, but don’t bother trying to get all the lumps out. That would be an exercise in futility–and who wants to exercise right before dinner?

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By now your pie plates should be good and hot and your butter should be melted. If you are like me and you spent your time photographing each step of the batter making process, your butter may have even begun to brown a bit. Though browned butter is not ideal, it won’t hurt anything, so don’t worry about being perfect and just go with it.

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Divide your batter between your hot plates. It should be slightly more than a cup each. Place back in the oven (I don’t care what rack. Do what you need to to get them to fit. One caveat–they will grow as they cook, so if you are cooking on multiple racks make sure you have them spaced out a bit.)

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Bake twenty minutes or until puffed and golden brown on the edges. (Note: If your butter was browned, like mine, the edges of your pancakes will be darker than normal.)
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In my house there is only one correct way to eat German pancakes, with fresh-squeezed lemon and powdered sugar. Once we were out of lemon so we topped them with sliced bananas and real maple syrup. Though wholly incorrect, wrong never tasted so right.
You may choose something completely different to top your pancakes. Go ahead, I won’t judge (even if you are wrong).

Enjoy!

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German Pancakes
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Recipe type: Breakfast
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Serves: 1+
 

With a minimum of effort and ingredients this pancake puffs up into something nearly magical. Eat with abandon. Note: Ingredient amounts listed are per serving. Adjust according to your needs.
Ingredients
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 2 eggs
  • ½ cup milk
  • ½ cup flour
  • ¼ teaspoon salt

Instructions
  1. Place butter in a pie plate and put in oven.
  2. Turn oven to 400º.
  3. In a large bowl, whisk eggs.
  4. Add milk and whisk.
  5. Add flour and salt, whisk again. Mixture will be lumpy.
  6. Ensure that pie plate is hot and butter is melted. If so, add batter. (If making more than one serving, this will be slightly more than 1 cup of batter in each pie plate.)
  7. Bake for 20 minutes or until puffed and golden brown on the edges.
  8. Serve with fresh lemon and powdered sugar, or fruit, or maple syrup.

 

An Almost-Spring Break

Change is in the air. I don’t know if it’s that certain slant of February light through my living room window–you know, where it hits the piano, just so? Or if it was the string of days we’ve had this month where there was no rain, that our hens are beginning to lay again, or the return of Girl Scout Cookies–whatever the cause I can feel spring peeking around the corner.

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All week this feeling of almost-spring has been giving me a case of almost-spring fever–and I’m not the only one. “What are we doing today and can it please be fun?” has become Newt’s chorus.

On Wednesday my answer was, “Library. I’ll bring my laptop. You bring a friend.” And even though it wasn’t new or exciting, it was enough. That is until I received a text saying that Newt’s friend wasn’t going to be able to make it.

What are we going to do today and can it please be fun?

Suddenly the library wasn’t going to cut it. I made a quick phone call to Walt then told Newt to pack an overnight bag. Twenty minutes later we hit the road for some much needed girl bonding time.

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Luckily, our favorite little getaway wasn’t booked. We spent the next 24 hours reading, giggling, eating amazing food, and talking about the things that are truly the most important: family, faith, good books, and boys.

Change is in the air for Newt too–she’s growing up so fast. Our little adventure was an opportunity to hit the pause button, if only for a moment. I didn’t know how much I needed that, how much we both did, until we were already there.

The Sylvia Beach Hotel was made for book lovers. Each room is themed around a different author. We stayed in Tolkien and read aloud favorite passages from The Hobbit late into the night. The hotel has no phones, televisions, or even wi-fi, but it has beautiful beach views, a well-stocked third floor library, and even a resident cat. (I forgive it that last one.)

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In the morning, after a breakfast that nearly made Newt cry for sheer goodness (hello, oven-glazed pepper bacon) we put on our boots and jackets for a walk on the rainy beach.

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Oregon coast

As we stomped our rubber boots in the surf a tiny miracle happened: a floating glass bottle washed ashore.

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Though at first we were both disappointed to find that it did not contain a secret message, we brought it home anyway. I think I’ll save it until we return again. I’ll toss it back out to the sea, this time with a message of my own:

Today is all you have. Make it meaningful. Make it fun.

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Free Printable Valentines

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(Sorry about the poor-quality phone photo.) (I’m not really sorry.)

Just popping in to share this year’s Valentines. No mushy love stuff here!

Conversation hearts that say: HUG ME UNTIL YOU ARE 30, I LIKE CHEESE, SOCK PUPPETS, and I CAN DANCE THE ROBOT.
Underneath the heart is says, A RANDOM VALENTINE MESSAGE FROM: [insert your name here]

I’m under no illusion that these will be as popular as last year’s (more than 13,000 views!), but for those of you who are not Doctor Who fans, feel free to use these instead.

Random Valentines PDF

Enjoy!
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